Santa (Raat Ko): Yaar Time Kitna Hua Hai? Banta Ne Sadak Se Ek Patthar Uthaya Aur Samne Wale Ghar Ki Khidaki Par Mara Budhi Aurat: Raat Ko 1 Baje Kiska Dimag Kharab Ho Gaya Hai?
Apne Ek Dost Ki Maut Ke Baad Santa Uske Ghar Gaya Aur Usaki Patni Se Pucha "Bhabhi Ji Kya Main Unki Jagah Le Sakta Hu?" Bhabhi: Mujhe Koi Aitraaz Nahiin Hai Kabristan Walon Se Puch Lo
Banta: Uth Yaar Bhukamp Aa Raha Hai Aur Sara Ghar Hil Raha Hai Santa: So Ja-So Ja Ghar Girega To Makaan Maalik Ka Ham To Kirayedar Hain
Silender Ke Liye Lambi Line Dekh Santa Gusse Men Bola "Main Abhi Gas Agency Ke Malik Ko Jute Maar Ke Aata Hu" Kuch Der Baad Vo Vapas Fir Se Line Me Lag Gaya Banta Ne Pucha "Mar Aaye Jute?" Santa: Kaha Yar Vahan Isse Bhi Lambi Line Lagi Hai
Santa Aur Jeeto Chori Ke Vishay Par Baat Kar Rahe The Santa: Jo Shakhs Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Jarur Pachhata Hai Jito Romantic Andaz Men Boli: Aur Tumne Jo Shadi Se Pahle Meri Nind Churai Thi Unke Baare Men Kyaa Khyaal Hai? Santa: Kah To Raha Hu Jo Chori Karta Hai Vo Bad Men Pachhata Jarur Hai
Santa Ki Pahali Bivi Ka Rang Kala Tha To Usne Ek Din Santari (Orange) Rang Ki Sadi Pahankar Pucha: Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu? Santa (Usko Chidhate Hue) Bola: Jaise Kajal Ki Factry Men Aag Lag Gai Ho