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Troubles are like dicks. everybody thinks they got the biggest!

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16 Jul 2021    

The first month, the boss gave his good-looking secretary a frock as an incentive. and in the second month, he 'raised' the incentive!

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16 Jul 2021    

You can be a doctor and save lives;
you can be a lawyer and defend lives;
you can be a soldier and protect lives;
or
remain a fucker and create lives!

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19 Jun 2021    

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!

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02 Feb 2021    

Without nipples, boobs would be pointless!

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02 Feb 2021    

Save a life:
a blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!

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30 Dec 2020    

Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win...
start playing with your boobs!

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30 Dec 2020    

I wish hangovers and orgasms could swap duration!

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30 Dec 2020    

I always act like a gentleman... so i always let a woman go first. this helps me to check out her ass!

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30 Dec 2020    

Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!

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30 Dec 2020    

If one has sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?

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30 Dec 2020    

How can you tell a head nurse?
she's the one with the dirty knees!

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30 Dec 2020    
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