Girls, if you're in an argument with a guy and there is no way to win... start playing with your boobs!
I always act like a gentleman... so i always let a woman go first. this helps me to check out her ass!
Men always say "i love you" to girls but do you know the true meaning of this? i: i'm l: looking o: over your v: vaginal e: entry y: you must take o: off your u: underwear!
Irony of life: wife doesn't get pregnant after many attempts; and girlfriends get pregnant even after taking precautions!
On this birthday, may you get the fleas of thousand sheeps and may you scratch yourself till the blood oozes out of your skin. cure: host a great birthday party. anyways, have a great birthday!
Do you know there is another device which converts your Fake forwards into Beliefs? It's called... . . . . . . . . . . . . WhatsApp!