Santa; naukar se-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa hai ya nahi naukar; bahar to andhera hai, santa: to torch jala kar dekh le kaamchor..!!
In exam hall a girl to santa: mujhe bas is ans ki starting bata do baki main likh lungi. santa ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha,fir dhire se bola: “the”
Ek baar santa darwaaza tod kar bazaar mein le ja raha tha tabhi banta ne pucha :- ye darwazaa kahan le ke jaa rha hai? santa:- yaar mein is ka taala kulwane ja raha hu.
Banta-yaar santa tu apen colege ka naam subse alag rkhana. santa ne college ka naam rakha. santa singh girl college 4 boy's.
Santa apne bete pappu ka math ka test le raha hota hai. santa: “ beta 5 ke baad kya aata hai? ” pappu: “ 6, 7 ” santa: “ wah mera beta to bohat hoshiyaar hai,aur 6, 7 ke baad? ” pappu: “ 8, 9, 10 ” santa: “ kya baat hai beta aur uske baad? ” pappu: “ gulam, begum, badshaah “
Teacher: who kaun hai jo aasman mein udti hai par bachche zameen pe deti hai? santa kuch dair sochne ke baad: air hostess
Santa- ye bata ki duniya me kitne desh hai? banta- kar di na paglon wali bat, duniya me 1 hi desh hai india, baki sab to videsh hai!
Anniversary k moqa pr santa apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya. bv: mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do. santa: ye lo takiya or so jao.;-)
Santa :samose kuch acche lag nhi rhe hai, kya baat hai parso wale to bohot acche bane the, dukandar :aji saheb, ye wohi to hai..
Santa ne nokia ka sabse badi screen wala mobile le liya . . . kyon?????? . ... . . kyonki woh dekna chahta tha hae ki, phone switch on karne per kaun se 2 log hath milate hae......
Santa ne god se pucha : kya mai agle janam me gadha ban sakta hu.? god ne jawab diya : aap iss suvidha ka labh pehle hi le chuke hai.
Santa & banta pani pine gaye, glass ulta pada huwa tha. banta- iska to muh hi band hai. santa- ha yaar.! niche se bhi tuta hua hai.