Santa-meri biwi parso mar gai,mai rone ki koshish kar raha hu,lekin aasu nahi aa rahe hai? banta-koi baat nahi,sirf socho ki wo vapas aa rahi hai.
Manager- what is your qualification? santa- i am phsd manager- what do u mean by phsd santa- passed high school with difficulty..:-p
Santa gusse se: waiter... chicken biryani me chiken hi nehi hai..! waiter: sir, gulab jamun me kon sa gulab haota hai.! santa- ha yaar, sorry.!
Policeman to santa. sab kuch bata warna chaddi utar ke peetunga. . . . . . santa-oji chori maine ki hay aap ku chaddi utaro ge.. :p ;)
Snta:- ye thums up walo ne paresaan kr rkhhaa h..,, bnta:- q..??? snta:- yar bv roz raat ko thodi si pila k zid krti h chalo aaj kuch tufaani krte h...
Santa: ladki dekhne gaya ladki ka baap: beta sharab pete ho.. santa: sharab to baad me penyge abi to sirf chai chalege.
Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar rha tha.. . upar se 1 aurat boli - dikhta nahi hai, diwar hai... . santa bola-thoda side se dekho, dikh jayega....!!:-/
Santa hindi ki madam ko : santa : - madam ji hindi main"appu"kasie likha jeyega . madam :- pahle aa ,,, phir adha pa ,,,, phir puura pa ,,,,, or phir oooou.... :p
( santa sadak par ghum rha tha ) banta-ye sadak kaha jati h. santa-ye sadak kahi nahi jati. raat din yahi padi rahti h.
Rang de basanti movie dekh kar santa ko bohut gussa aa gaya. banta- why you are so angry.? santa-pure film me basanti ko dikhaya hi nhi.
Santa chup chap baitha tha. use dekh banta ne pucha. banta:kya kar rahe ho? santa:badla le raha hun. banta:kise santa:samay se. usne mujhe barbad kiya ab mein use barbad kar raha hun:)
Santa:god 1 kudi chahye, god:tu muslim h to katrina dunga pnjabi to karina bania h to yana gupta bol tera nam kya h santa- santa singh gupta khan.