Santa: Yaar Machhaiyan Satah Par Aakar Bahar Ki Or Kyon Jhankati Hain? Banta: Yah Dekhne Ke Liye Ki Unkon Lalchai Nigahon Se Kaun Dekh Raha Hai
Banta: Oye Tu Doctor Ke Paas Jaane Wala Tha Kya Hua? Santa: Yaar Kal Jaunga Aaj Thodi Tabiyat Kharab Hai
Santa Kabristan Me Charas Pi Raha Tha Pulis: Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Santa: Abbu Ke Liye Dua Pulis: Yah To Bachche Ki Kabar Hai Santa: Abbu Bachpan Men Hi Mar Gae The
Santa Samose Wale Se: A! Tumhare Samose Men Se Ladki Ka Bal Nikala Hai Samose Wala: Are! Ab 2 Rupaye Ke Samose Men Puri Ladki Nikalegi Kya?
Ek Baar Santa Ki Bhains Kho Gai Vo Dhundhta Hua Park Men Pahuncha Vahan Ek Ladka Apni Premika Ke Aakhon Me Dekh Kar Kah Raha Tha Jaan Mujhe Tumhari Aakhon Me Puri Duniya Dikhai De Rahi Hai Santa Bola "Bhai Jara Dekh Ke Bata To Meri Bhains Kahan Par Hai!"
Militry Ka Kaptan: Naujavaanon Aage Badho Santa Aage Nahin Badha Kaptan: Tum Aage Kyon Nahin Badhe? Santa: Aapne Kaha 9 Javanon Aage Badho Main 10 Ven Nambar Par Tha!