Worldcup schedule 2012: group 'a': aus,pak,sl,nz, zim, canada,kenya.... group 'b': ind,sa,eng,wi,ban,irland,netherland... group 'c': rajnikant.
Who was the 1st indian to use 4g.. . . har bar rajinikanth nahi hota yaar . ans: it's anil kapoor.! ag ,og, lo g, suno g.
Once rajnikant tried horse riding without a horse, . . . . . . . . . now that is known as gangnam style...
Girl romantic mood mein rajnikanth se boli. girl: “ek chutki sindoor ki keemat, tum kya jaano?” rajnikanth: “0.00078924576 rs. per gram.”
Ek bar gandhi ji gym gaye, vaha unko rajinikant mila aur unse bola. rajinikant: “wah re bapu, kya body hai!” bus tabse, unhone shirt pehenna chod diya
Once rajnikanth gave tips to a 12th std cbse student.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . now he is called sarthak agarwal...;) :d:d
Rajnikant on kbc amitabh-rajni ji ke lie pehla question pesh kia jae... computer screen-can i use a life line....?!
James bond shoots a prsn & says-'i m bond, james bond'. climax-bt d prsn catches d bullet & throws at bond, n? bond dies d prsn says-'i m kant, rajnikant.
When rajnikant was in college he had selected 3 subjects, . .. ... and 2dy dat subject r called . . arts,commerce and science!;-):-p: -d yenna rascala mind it..!!!!!
Rajnikanth's fb status -those who wont lyk this status wont b able 2 use fb anymore. .. notification -mark zuckerberg & million othrs lyk dis
Once rajni, santa banta n cid were going through forest .. suddenly a strong storm came .. santa said to banta,'ab hum bach nai paenge' ... acp said to daya,'pata lagao ye tufaan kis taraf se aaya h' .. n rajni said .. 'sorry for sneezing excuse me'
Rajnikant garba ki raat dhol baja raha tha.. . .. ... thodi der baad ek alien dharati per aaya aur bola . .. ... bhai mere bete ka kal exam hai, thoda dheere bajaa...:/:p :o :d