Rajinikanth classic..!! rajini once gave a cheque to bank.. the bank bounced.. due to shortage of cash in bank..)
Once a tata company's twenty-two wheeler huge truck met wit an accident against rajinikanth.. since then.., its called tata nano)
Rajnikanth doesnt need a visa 2 travel abroad, he jumps from the tallest building in chennai holds himself in d air while d earth rotates -)
Rajnikant's power~ talwar baazi ke muqabley me. 1 chines ne baal ke do tukde kar diye 1 japnies ne udti hui makhiki gardan kaat di rajnikant ne machar udaya. talwaar ghumayi. bt machar udta hi raha. d japnis: machar to ud rha hai rajnikant muskurate hue bola . . . . udd to raha hai . bt kabi baap nahi ban payegaaa...!! jisko samj mee ayya wo like thoko .... :d
Tonight at 9, rajni sir can be seen in the sky.. . . . . . . . . . . as he is participating in olympic games high jump event. :-p:-d
Why did the british leave india in 1947 ??? . . . . . . . . because they came to know that a boy named rajnikant will be born in 1949
When rajnikant switch on his ac without closing the door. :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) winter starts in india?
Hr - ek baar rajnikant ke gun ki goliya khatam ho gayi. to usne kuch kaha to dushman mar gaya kya kaha.: "dhiskaooo" ntn.
Rajnikant in school: teacher: homework kyun nhi kiya? rajni: sir, light nhi thi teacher: to mom batti jala lete rajni: sir, maachis nhi thi teacher: machis kyun nai thi rajni: pooja ghar me rkhi thi. teacher: to wahan se le aate rajni: nahaya hua nhi tha teacher: nahaye kyun nhi thy rajni: pani nhi tha sir teacher: pani kyun nhi tha? rajni:sir motor nhi chal rahi thi. teacher: arre mere baap.. motor kyun nai chal rahi thi ? rajni: sir bataya to hy light nhi thi