Teacher - agar raat me machhar kate, to kya krna chahie. . . , , . . pappu - chupchap khuja kar sojana chahie qki ap rajnikant to ho nhi jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge.
Rajnikanth apni beti ki shadi mein khud d.j. bana adhe ghante baad shadi ki party mein aasman se ek ufo (uddantashtari) utri usme se ek alien bahar aaya aur hath jod ke rajnikant se bola, alien: “bhai jaan, please awaj kam kar lijiye, kal mere bachche ka exam hai“
Once rajnikant was angry and he was standing on a beach of tamilnadu, he kicked a stone in water now the stone is known as.. . . sri lanka ..!
Micheal jackson didn't died by drugs ovr doze, those wer rumours!! . he got major heart attack after seeing that he cannot do the dance steps of rajnikanth!!
Worldcup schedule 2012: group 'a': aus,pak,sl,nz, zim, canada,kenya.... group 'b': ind,sa,eng,wi,ban,irland,netherland... group 'c': rajnikant.
Who was the 1st indian to use 4g.. . . har bar rajinikanth nahi hota yaar . ans: it's anil kapoor.! ag ,og, lo g, suno g.
Once rajnikant tried horse riding without a horse, . . . . . . . . . now that is known as gangnam style...
Girl romantic mood mein rajnikanth se boli. girl: “ek chutki sindoor ki keemat, tum kya jaano?” rajnikanth: “0.00078924576 rs. per gram.”