A deadly killer pj . . rajini: i have so many fans, what do u hv? . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . santa : tu kya pankhe ka wholesaler hai kya?
Finally an end on rajnikant tales: once rajni bowled to sachin tendulkar and that was the day rajni realized he is human !!! . . . cricket can only have 1 god.! 10dulkar
Once, rajnikanth told a kid, “go to hell” . . . . . . . . . . . . today that kid is known as… . . . . . yamraj..!!!
Recently there was a fight between, rajnikant and a tiger,.. surprise,…surprise,… rajnikanth ran away from there, why??…. to save the tiger, only 1400 are left otherwise u know rajnikant
Once rajnikanths wallet fell somewhere…. . . . . . . . . . . . now that place is known as swiss bank :-d
Ek bar rajani sir ne apne ghar pe bahut bulbs jodhe per ek din bahut badhe bhochal me ghar gir gaya per bulbs wahi k wahi re gaya ajj lok uss bulbs ko tare bolte hai!!!
The most neglected fact of century? . . sachin tendulkar’s mother’s name is rajani tendulkar nd his coach is ramakanth.! . . do we need more explanation?
Rajnikant was playing dhol during ganpati visarjan. an alien landed on earth & requested “bhau mazya porachi exam ahe,thoda halu vajva..
Rajnikant: aaj mere kutte ne anda diya. big b: kutta kab se anda dene laga? rajnikant: ye rajni ka style hai. maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai
Once rajnikant playing dhol during garba. suddenly an alien come there and says. . . . . . . . . . . bhaiya thoda dhire bajao kal se mere bete k exams hai...
Rajnikant ne robot film kyu banayi..? . . . . . kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi, machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai...
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!