Rajnikant: aaj mere kutte ne anda diya. big b: kutta kab se anda dene laga? rajnikant: ye rajni ka style hai. maine apni murgi ka naam kutta rakha hai
Once rajnikant playing dhol during garba. suddenly an alien come there and says. . . . . . . . . . . bhaiya thoda dhire bajao kal se mere bete k exams hai...
Rajnikant ne robot film kyu banayi..? . . . . . kyuki wo dikhana chahta tha ke aurat sirf aadmi ka hi nahi, machine ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai...
Rajnikant ka mobile balconi se gir gya. rajnikant niche pahuncha to mobile nhi mila? kyun? kyun ki rajnikant mobile se pehle niche pahunch gya..!!
Vo kaun aadmi hai jo ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai???? . . . . . . . . traffic police yaar... tum bhi na ... har bar rajnikant nahi aata..
Rajnikanth apni beti ki shadi me khud dj bana. aadhe gante bad party me ek ufo utra or alien nikal kr bola plz awaj kam kr lijiye mere bete ka kal exam h.
James bond comits sucide after watching rajni's film. . . why.? . . rajni had empty gun, villain fired at him; . . he catches the bullet puts it in his gun & kills the villain.:
Dis msg is being sent by rajnikant in the interest of humanity- "guys plz stop making jokes on me, otherwise i will delete the forward option!!";)>=)
Can you guess why is there lighting all over the world? . . because . . rajnikanth is practicing cricket !!! that's all folks!!!
Thank god kolavari di was sung by rajnikant's son-in-lawif rajni himself would have sungit thenit would have been declared as national anthem!!..;-):-d
Cid’s daya went in coma by seeing this . . . . . . . . . . . rajnikant broke the door just by knocking !
Now all the c,c++ programs will execute even with errors, . . . . . . . . . . . . just include the header file, ‘#include rajnikant.h>’