Amrikaa se msg aaya india ko dear, rajnikant please close your fridge properly yours faithfully mr. obama. usa
Do u know why the sun moves towards north in uttarayana? . . . . . usko dar lagta hai k south main rajnikant patang udata hoga kahi kat na jau.
When rajnikant was in college, he had selected 3 subjects- . . . and today that subject are called . arts, commerce and science! yenna rascala mind it..!
Who can stop fifty cars with one hand? . . . . . . . . . . . . . traffic police. kya yaar, har baar rajnikant thodi hoga…
First time in the history it happened and won’t happen again rajnikant vs sardar: opening question to both in a competition.. what is half of 8? rajni: 4 sardar: depend karta hai. agar horizontally half karo to ’0′ aur vertically karo to ’3′ rajnikant lost! badda aaya rajnikant.. :d
Dont ever try to test the speed of rajnikanth.....!!!! . . . tats because rajnikanth is so fast that he can run around the whole world and punch himself at the back of his head....!!!! :d
Teacher - agar raat me machhar kate, to kya krna chahie. . . , , . . pappu - chupchap khuja kar sojana chahie qki ap rajnikant to ho nhi jo machhar se sorry bulwa loge.
Rajnikanth apni beti ki shadi mein khud d.j. bana adhe ghante baad shadi ki party mein aasman se ek ufo (uddantashtari) utri usme se ek alien bahar aaya aur hath jod ke rajnikant se bola, alien: “bhai jaan, please awaj kam kar lijiye, kal mere bachche ka exam hai“
Once rajnikant was angry and he was standing on a beach of tamilnadu, he kicked a stone in water now the stone is known as.. . . sri lanka ..!