Once rajnikant took part in hign jump. nasa reports that rajnikant is the first man to land on mars...!
Final warning- enough is enough...!!! no more rajnikant jokes..!!! he has felt so bad that he started crying now... and i cant take this rains in decem...
Pls inform all ur frnds 2 avoid any problem.. all over india there'll b power cut 2morrow frm 10am-4pm bcoz rajnikanth wil b charging his mobile....
You cant beat dis one : an e-mail was sent from pune to mumbai... . . . . rajnikant stopped it in lonavala. :...
Once rajnikant n santa were playing cards. rajni loses the game inspite having 3 aces... . why ???? bcoz santa had 3 rajnikants !!!
Galileo used lamp 2 study. graham bell used candle 2 study. shakspeare studied in street light, but do u know abt rajnikant ????? . ....... . . only agarbatti...
Rajnikant participated in race obviously he came first einstien died aftet watching that....because...as light came second!!!
Once when shooting on a beach in tamil nadu, rajanikant kicked a stone.. now that stone is known as . . . sri lanka
1 day rajnikanth got angry on his sweeper boy.. he kicked him so hard that he went flyin in d sky wit his broom.. today that boy is famous as harry potter
Rajnikant was playing chess. he moved his queen near to his rook.... next day's headline news statue of liberty found near to qutub minar....
Rajnikanth purchased a 4040 acre land with 4 wells at each corner of that square site. guess y? simple.. to play carrom.