Santa: Tum Kisi Bhi Kaam Se Jate Ho To 2-3 Ghante Tak Wapas Hi Nahin Aate? Naukar: Sahab Aapne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Bijali Ki Tarah Jao Aur Bijali Ki Tarah Aao
Jito: Aaj Koi Aisi Baat Kaho Ki Main Khush Bhi Ho Jau Aur Naraj Bhi Ho Jau Santa: Tum Meri Jindagi Ho Aur Mujhe Lanat Hai Aisi Jindagi Par
Santa Sadak Par Ghum Raha Tha Banta: Ye Sadak Kahan Jati Hai? Santa: Ye Sadak Kahin Nahin Jati Raat Din Yahin Padi Rahati Hai
Santa: Ghar Ka Sara Kimti Saman Kahin Chhupaakar Rakh Do Padosi A Rahe Hain Jito: Kyon Ji Kya Aapke Dost Chura Lenge? Santa: Are Nahin Vo Apna Saman Pahchan Lenge
Santa: Sunati Ho "Aaj Hamare Pappu Ne Aadha Shabd Bolna Sikha"A Jito (Utsahit Hokar): Sach! Kya Bola? Santa: Bahan
Jito: Main Tumse Jo Kuchh Bhi Kahti Hu Tum Ek Kaan Se Sunate Ho Aur Dusre Se Nikal Dete Ho Santa: Main Tumse Kuch Bhi Kahta Hu To Tum Donon Kano Se Sunati Ho Aur Munh Se Nikal Deti Ho