Mele Men Ghoshana Huee: "Ek Bachcha Mila Hai 'Jin' Ka Hai Aakar Le Jaaye"A Santa Bhid Se Chillaata Hua Aaya "Mujhe Bhi Dikhao Jin Ka Bachcha Kaisa Hota Hai!"
Nars: Aapko Tin Bachche Hue Hain Santa: Yah To Hona Hi Tha Filmen Hi Aisi Dekhti Thi Dhum 3 Golmaal 3 Raj Marder 3 Kash 3A Nars: Achcha Hua Delhi 6 Nahin Dekhi!
Santa: Yaar Shaadi Ke Jode Kaun Banata Hai? Banta: Aasman Men Bhagwan Banata Hai Santa: Oye Teri! Main To Darji Ko De Aaya
Santa: Aaj Maine Ek Jaan Bachai Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Maine Ek Bhikhari Ko Puchha Agar Main Tumhen 1000 Ka Not Du To Kya Karoge? Usane Kaha Khushi Ke Mare Mar Jaunga To Maine Use Not Nahin Diya Aur Use Bacha Liya!
Santa Pappu Se: Agar Ek Aadmi Ek Chhata Barah Rupaye Pandrah Paise Men Kharidta Hai Aur Gyarah Rupaye Sath Paise Men Bechta Hai To Use Labh Hua Ya Hani? Pappu: Rupaye Men Hani Aur Paise Men Labh!
Santa Jito Se: Yah Sabji Tumne Banai Hai Iska Naam Kya Hai? Jito: Kyon Puch Rahe Ho? Santa: Kyonki Aspatal Men Mujhse Bhi Puchenge Ki Maine Kya Khaya Tha?