Ansu na hote to ankhe itni khubsurt na hotiDard na hota to khushi ki keemat na hotiAgar mil jata koi chahne seTo dunia mein upparwale ki jarurt na hoti..
Meri har aawaj tere liye dua maangtHai, meri har saans tere liyFariyaad mangti hai, har khusi milTujhe is jahan ki, har gam tera mujhTohfe me mil jaye, baar baar aye yDin teri zindagi me, aur haBaar teri khusi parwaan chad jaye
Some idiots say that behinEvery successful man therWill be a women. but nobodKnows the fact that womeChoose only successful men
Raat chup chap hai par chand khamosh nahiKaise kah doon k aaj phir hosh nahiAisa dooba hoon main tumhari aakhon meinHaat mein jaam hai par pine ka hosh nahi..
Diya apki dahliz pe har roj jala karHar phool apke angan me khila karApka har ek safar ho itna hansKi har khushi apke sath chala kare
Do log ek dusre ko kyu nahSamajh paate.? kyuki khudNe ladke ko accha dimag diyHai, aur ladki ko accha dil.Magar ladka dilse sochtHai, aur ladki dimag se..
Lala: oye bakrai ke raan kidar hai? kasai: bakra langra tha lala: dil kahan hai? kasai: bakri lai gai lala: dimagh tou hoga? kasai: bakra pathan tha
Pathan ke jahaz mai tabiat kharab ho gai air hostess: are you suffering from fever? pathan: no i am suffering from karachi to peshawar '
Officer: jawaan yai bundook tumhari maa hai tumhari izzat hai sher khan: yes sir officer: bahadur khan tumhare haath mai kya hai? bahadur khan: yai humari khala hai aur shair khan ke maa hai
Father : why you failed in maths kid : teacher says 6+4=10 then they say 5+5=10 and the next day they say 3+7=10 they are themselves confused how will they pass me..
Santa went to court judge: "order ! order !" santa: "1 pizza, 2 dosa, 3 idli & 1 cold-drink !" judge: "shut up !" santa:"no,no..7-up!
लाजवाब हरियाणा हरियाणवी लड़की: पासपोर्ट साइज फोटो खींच दे, अर उसमें मेरी नई चप्पल भी आनी चाहिए फोटोग्राफर बी हरियाणवी था। बोल्या उकड़ू बैठ जा।