Ek ladki ki t-shirt par railway track ki photo bani hui thi. ladki ke saath khada hua ek baccha t-shirt ki taraf badi gaur se dekh raha tha. ladki: “beta, kabhi railway track nahi dekhe kya?” baccha: “railway track to bohat dekhe hain lekin railway track par speed breaker pehle baar dekh raha hun.”

प्रीतो: आज के बाद मैं तुमसे बात नहीं करुँगी! बंता: क्यों तुम गूंगी होने वाली हो? प्रीतो: नहीं, तुम्हें बहरा करने वाली हूँ!

लड़की नयी जीन्स पहनकर आयी

लड़की – भैया एक पिज्जा देना

दुकानवाला – मैडम खाना है
या पैक कर दूँ

लड़की – हाँ खाना है

पैक कर दो :)
ये लड़कियां भी ना, कौन समझाए इन्हें…..

Tintumon called fm radio station & said “i’ve found a purse with rs.15000/- a credit card & an id card of mr.mani, no.13,halls road….” radio jocky : how honest so you want to return his purse? tintumon : no ! i just wanted to dedicate a sad song for him.

Kg: “kisi se dosti nahi thi aur ladka ladki sab hath pakad kar chalte the” 12th: “dosti bhi hai aur pyar bhi, par hath pakadne se darte hai” kg: “pencil, rubber, sharpner, scale, sab roz le jate the” 12th: “1 pen bhi doosri class se mangne jate hai” kg: “lunch se pahle hand wash aur prayer karte the” 12th: “1st period mein hi lunch khatam kar dete hai” kg: “class mein enter hone se pahle, mam, may i come in bolte the” 12th: “bina bataye hi poore period bunk pe rahte hai” kg: “bag mein har subject ki book aur copy dalte the” 12th: “har subject ki 1 hi copy banate hai” kg: “class test mein star milta tha” 12th: “full moon hi naseeb hote hai” kg: “roz diary likhte the aur mom ko dikhate the” 12th: “1st page pe details bhar kar diary kisi kone mein fenk dete hai”

Vo kaun aadmi hai jo ek hath se 100 gadi rok shakta hai???? . . . . . . . . traffic police yaar... tum bhi na ... har bar rajnikant nahi aata..