My friend :bhai,agar wo meri naa ho saki toh mai usko kisika b nai hone dunga. me :bhai, agar wo teri huyi toh kya tu usko sabki hone dega.:d:d

Ek pathan ko khali message aaya, pathan ne usi mobile number par call kar ke kaha, pathan: “oye yaara! tumko malum hai? tumhare mobile ki siyahi khatam ho gayi hai“:d:d

Ek ladke ne brand new jaguar car le li aur apni girlfriend ko dikhane ke liye uske paas gaya, . . ladki : wow...!! new car.! aur wo bhi puma ki...!! . . . . . . . . abhi tak ladka icu me admit hai aur becchara sadme se bahar nahi aa raha hai.

Yaaro mai aaj bahot udas hu, . . . . aur akelapan mdhasus kar rha hun. . . . . . q ki, . . . . . . . . . aaj mera internet balance khatam ho gya. :-d :-d

Akki to luckky yaar mujhe ek baat samajh me nhi aata ki jo ladke humse kaale va khadus hote hai. un ladko k pass itni saari ladkiya q mandraate hain.? luckky:- qki local train me hi jyada bheed hoti hain... jisko samajh me aaya wo thoko like baaki bache pago dekho..

Tchr : murgiyo ki taange chhoti kyu hoti hai ? sardar ka asardaar reply : sir, agar murgiyo ki taange lambi hoti to ande itne upar se gir kar toot jate na.