Kal ko milne ki aas rehne dZindagi ki baqi pyas rhne dApni khushiyan smait lo janMujh ko you hi udas rhne do
Dilo jaan se badh ker kisi se pyar kiya tha maine,Main to patthar tha mujhe mom kiya tha kis ne,Bewafa mujhko tu kehta hai magar yeTo bata aakhri sans talak pyar kiya tha kis ne
Toote hue dil se kabhiFaryaad nahin karteAansuon ko baha karSawaal nahin karteJo kehna ho keh denaMagar yeh na kehna ke humAapko yaad nahin karte..
Ek beewafa ka jakham main marhaam lagane hum gayeEk beewafa ka jakham main marhaam lagane hum gayeMarhaam to naa mila,Marhaam ke jaagha "mar" "hum" geyi
Dil dhadakne ka sabab yaad aayWoh teri yaad the ab yaad aayBadi mushkil se din guzara thPhir tere wada-e-shab yaad aayBaith kar saya-e-gul main nasiHum bohat roye woh jab yaad aaya.....
Yaadon ko teri hamne khone na diyaGhamo ne bhi chup hone na diyaAankhein to aaj bhi bhar aayi teri yaad meinPar teri di hui kasam ne hamein rone na diya...
Ladko ka hisaab kitaab karne ki kshamta daaru pitey time dekhni chahiye.. <> <> sab ke peg mein ek ek boond aise barabar dekh ke daaltey hai <> <> jaise amrit pee rahe ho..
Ek ladki apne boy friend ke sath ghoom rahi thi... - itne main us ka husband aa gaya aur uske boy friend ko maarne laga.. ladki - maar saale ko apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai, aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... - (itne me boy friend josh me husband ko marne laga) - ladki - maar saale ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...
Train mein tt sadhu se bola: kahan jana hai? sadhu: jahan ram ka janam hua tha. tt: ticket hai? sadhu: nahin tt: chalo sadhu : kahan? tt: jahan krishan ka janam hua tha.. jail mein
College ki girls ne strike kiya, boys ne unka sath diya. girls ne zor zor se kaha ''hamari maage.....boys ne piche se kaha..............sindur se bharo.....
Meri girlfriend boli: mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath.. . . . me: chal jo hona tha ho gaya, ek iphone bhej dena wahan se... suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.
Mareez- dr. sahab mein boht khush rehta hoon, neend sukoon se aati hai, zindagi main aman hi aman hai, har kaam main dil b lagta hai, koi pareshani hi nahi. aisa kyon hai ? doctor: mein aap ki bimari samajh gaya hoon. aapki zindagi may vitamin "she' ki kami hai