Sabse zyada gussa tb aata h;>, jb life ki hr taraf se lgi pdi ho, or fir koi aa k ye aur bol de... "sahi me yar zindagi k asli maze to tu le raha hai".

Ek baar char dost the, anta singh, banta singh, canta singh and danta singh chaaro ne mil ke petrol pump khola ek bhi customer nahin aaya .. pata hai kyun..? coz petrol pump was on 1st floor.. fir charo ne usi floor pe restaurent khola? phir ek bhi customer nahin aaya.. pata hai kyun? petrol pump ka board nahin hataya.. fir charon ne restaurant bech kar paise se taxi lee? but ek bhi sawari nahin aayi? pata hai kyu..? coz 2 dost aage aur 2 piche baith ke sawari dhund rahe the.. ek din taxi kharab ho gayi? charo ne khoob dhakka lagaya? but taxi wahi ki wahi? pata hai kyu..? 2 aage se aur 2 pichhe se dhakka de rahe the? fir charo ne 1 bachhe ko kidnap kiya? bachhe ko kaha ghar ja apne baap se 5 lac rs le kar aa, warna tujhe maar denge. bachha ghar gaya aur uske papa ne paise de bhi diye?. pata hai kyu..? coz bachhe ke baap ka nam santa singh tha?!

लहरों के साथ तो सभी चलते हैं लेकिन लहरों के विपरीत चलने वाला ही महान बनता है ... ... यही बात मैंने ट्रैफिक पुलिस को समझाई, उसने फिर भी चालान काट दिया

Sardar nayi car laya, dost bola-yaar is par kuch aisa likhwa, k pata chale sardar ki car hai, sardar ne chaaro or likhwa diya, darwaza bahar ki taraf khulta hai.

He - kudi kehndi pehle jaguar lelo, fir jinna marzi pyar lelo. leli jaguar she - olx pe bech de or do cars lele. ek even number aur ek odd.

Q: did you hear about the yak who got into a car accident? a: he wrecked his cadill-yak.