Pappu ne gali mein jati hui ladki ko ungli kardi. ladki: “andha hai kya, dikhta nahi hai” pappu: “kyu kya hua, sahi jagah nahi gusi kya?“ :d:d

Do ladkiya golf khel rahi thi tabhi ek ne jor se shot mara jo door kahi golf khel rahe ladke ke jakar laga. ladke ne chillate hue apne haatho se apni tango ke beech wale hisse ko jor se pakad liya bechare ki shakal dekh ke lag raha tha ki use kafi dard ho raha tha. tabhi ladki waha pahunch gayi aur boli: “dekhiye mein sharminda hu. par mein doctor hun aur apke dard ko theek kar dungi” ladki ne uski pent ko khola aur apna haath andar daal kar uske lun ko sahlane lagi aur usko muh mein dalkar chuskar boli. ladki: “abb apko kaisa lag raha hai?” ladka bola: “lag to bahut achha raha hai par madam, mere to haath mein chot lagi thi“ :d

Teacher: what is 4000 converted into roman numerals?
pappu: mmmm...
teacher: well done boy!

teacher: who was jawaharlal nehru?
pappu: sir, he was 'responsible'!

Are you aware that once you are admitted into the icu for covid-19, your wife will be holding your phone for 14 days!
it's not worth the risk. so wear your mask!

प्यार करना इतना भी आसान नहीं होता!
शोना का कुत्ता भी मर जाये तो भी बाबू को रोना पड़ता है!