Ek beewafa ka jakham main marhaam lagane hum gayeEk beewafa ka jakham main marhaam lagane hum gayeMarhaam to naa mila,Marhaam ke jaagha "mar" "hum" geyi
Dil dhadakne ka sabab yaad aayWoh teri yaad the ab yaad aayBadi mushkil se din guzara thPhir tere wada-e-shab yaad aayBaith kar saya-e-gul main nasiHum bohat roye woh jab yaad aaya.....
Yaadon ko teri hamne khone na diyaGhamo ne bhi chup hone na diyaAankhein to aaj bhi bhar aayi teri yaad meinPar teri di hui kasam ne hamein rone na diya...
Woh mehandi wale hath mujhe dikha kar royiAb main hoon kisi aur ki, yeh mujhe bata ka royi...Pehle kehti thi ki nahi jee sakti tere binAaj phir se woh baat dohra kar royi...Kaise kar loon uski mohabbat pe shak yaaronWoh bhari mehfil mein mujhe gale laga kar royi....
Uske intezar ke maare hain humBus uski yaadon ke sahaare hain humDuniya jeet kar kya karna hai abJise duniya se jeeta thaAaj usi se haare hain hum...
Kabhi roye mehfil mein,Kabhi tanhai mein hanseKhud ko majnu sa bana diya ik teri khatir...Na sukun raat ko haasil,Na mehfil-e-din haasil...Khud ko kya se kya bana diya teri khatir..Kabhi duniya se kinara kiyaKabhi doston ko bhi rukhsat diApno mein bhi khud ko kaafir sa bana liya,Bas teri khatir...!
Ek ladki apne boy friend ke sath ghoom rahi thi... - itne main us ka husband aa gaya aur uske boy friend ko maarne laga.. ladki - maar saale ko apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai, aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... - (itne me boy friend josh me husband ko marne laga) - ladki - maar saale ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...
Train mein tt sadhu se bola: kahan jana hai? sadhu: jahan ram ka janam hua tha. tt: ticket hai? sadhu: nahin tt: chalo sadhu : kahan? tt: jahan krishan ka janam hua tha.. jail mein
College ki girls ne strike kiya, boys ne unka sath diya. girls ne zor zor se kaha ''hamari maage.....boys ne piche se kaha..............sindur se bharo.....
Meri girlfriend boli: mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath.. . . . me: chal jo hona tha ho gaya, ek iphone bhej dena wahan se... suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.
Mareez- dr. sahab mein boht khush rehta hoon, neend sukoon se aati hai, zindagi main aman hi aman hai, har kaam main dil b lagta hai, koi pareshani hi nahi. aisa kyon hai ? doctor: mein aap ki bimari samajh gaya hoon. aapki zindagi may vitamin "she' ki kami hai
Santa asks banta: tujay larki phasani aati hai? banta: nahi..! santa: nahi aati to seekh le.. pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. phir usay class mein ura.. mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. bas phas gai larki . . .