Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko traffic police ne rok k puchha: aap ka helmet kahan hai? fine lagega. jaat: re baawale, dhayan se dekh neeche, 4 wheeler hai.

Customer – agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga? clerk – 3 din me. customer – dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay q ? clerk – sir procedure to follow karna padta hai na. socho agar aap shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ? customer behosh…..

Santa : dad, you will soon become a rich man. santa k dad : how? santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to convert paise in2 rupees.

दुआओं की सौगात लिए;
दिल की गहराइयों से;
चाँद की रौशनी से;
फूलों के काग़ज़ पर;
आपके लिए सिर्फ तीन लफ्ज़

There was once a boy and a girl. they both loved each other deeply. one day the girl showed the boy her pink contact lens. the boy stared for some time and then he fainted a few hours later in icu… doc-there is alcohol content in this man’s heart girl-but thats not possible… he doesn’t even drink alcohol. doc-we will investigate about it later.now you must go home. in the taxi while going home… girl-i wonder what happened to him.so suddenly he fainted. did i do something wrong??… suddenly a song starts in the radio “gulabi ankhen jo teri dekhi sarabhi yeh dil ho gaya…”

Boy – will u be my valentine ? girl – no boy – why girl – because tum bahut gire huye ho boy with shayarana andaz – pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hain sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar, to kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai