Breaking news: rajnikanth was shot today. tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral.

Cia : computer industry acronyms cd-rom : consumer device, rendered obsolete in months pcmcia : people can’t memorize computer industry acronyms isdn : it still does nothing scsi : system can’t see it mips : meaningless indication of processor speed dos : defunct operating system windows : will install needless data on whole system os/2 : obsolete soon, too pnp : plug and pray apple : arrogance produces profit-losing entity ibm : i blame microsoft microsoft : most intelligent customers realize our software only fools teenagers cobol : completely obsolete business oriented language lisp : lots of insipid and stupid parentheses macintosh : most applications crash; if not, the operating system hangs aaaaa : american association against acronym abuse. wysiwymgiyrrlaagw : what you see is what you might get if you’re really really lucky and all goes well.

Santa apni biwi preeto ke sath sex kar raha thha, par usko thoda sa tight feel hua. to usne dimag lagaya aur sath mein pade glass mein se doodh liya aur lund pe laga ke chodna shuru kar diya. aisa karne se usko itna maja aaya ki vo roj roj yahi karne lag gaya. 9 mahine bad biwi jab pregnant hui to hospital mein admit karvaya. jaisi hi doctor operation theater se bahar nikla to santa ne us se pucha. santa: “dr saab, kya hua baby ya baba?” doctor huste hue: “no baby or no baba, only 1kg paneer nikla hai, yahi khana hai ya pack kar du“

Afridi: hum kohli ko kisi bhi halat mei century nahi banane denge umar gul: par kaise? afridi: hum under 100 all out ho jayenge :d :d

Sohaib maqsood govt office mein job ke liye interview dene gaya. interviewer: “aapki koi majboori to nahi?” maqsood: “ji sir, darasal main pehle cricket mein tha, india pakistan match ke dauraan meri taangon ke darmiyaan ek ball laga aur mere ande foot gaye, aur ab mujhe kaam ki jarurat hai” interviewer: “yeh to koi problem nahi, monday se aap bas join kare. hum sab 9 baje aate
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Hai, aap 11 baje aana.” maqsood: “aisa kyun?” interviewer: “hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte, bas ande khujlate rehte hai.“ :d:d

2 minutes silence for those pakistanis who left their offices early to watch ind-pak match :d stop making fun of pakistani in english, they won't get it. :p dear pakistan, you please always keep i-pill in your pocket while playing with india. you guys seriously need it. :d afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli... afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli.. dont touch my choli... i want only viraat kohli.. :p stop making fun of afridi, he missed century by 92 runs only :d:d