Log phoolon se mohabbat karte haiKaaton ko kisne yaad kiyaHum kaaton se mohabbat karte haiKyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiy
Tumhare msg k intezar me hum itna rote hTumhare msg k intezar me hum itna rote hKAb to padosi b apna muHmare ansuo se dhote h
Wo jo humare liye khass hote haiJinke liye dil me ehsass hota hai ,Chahe waqt kitna v dur karde unhe Dur rehk v wo dil k paas hote hai
Sanse lene se teri yaad aati hai,Na lene se meri jaan jate hai,Kaise keh du sirf sason se jindahu,Sanse bhi to teri yaad ke bad aati hai
Aik qatra t0u kya hum dariya b uskay naam kr detaW0h kehta t0u sehi aik bar pyasay lehjay meiUsnay t0u yaqeen dilaya magar mujh k0 he aitbar na ayNajanay aisi baat kya thi uss bewafa k lehjay mei
Maine tujse mahobbat karne se lekar alvidKahne tak...............Tuje chaha h tujse kucNahi chaha.......
Ek kamine dost ki kami kab mahsoos hoti hai?? . . . . jab tum akele bethe ho , aur ladkiyo ke group ko dekh rahe ho, . aur tumhare aas-paas koi na ho ye khne wala: . . . ailla mst item hai yaar,
3 girls shadi k bad mili 1 girl:mere wo to fnger bhi dalte hai / 2 girl:mere wo to pora hath hi dal dete hai. / 3 girl:apni taangain phaila kar boli, zara bahar ana. :p
Sonia asked vajpayee: "tum hamesha tension mein kyun rehte ho?" . . . . . . vajpayee: "main sochta rehta hun, tum bina lu*d ke hindustan ki maa kaise ch*d rahi ho.
Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski saheli ne pucha-kaisi rahi suhagraat? woh boli- "aaye the wo der se, dil jala diya, pehle kiye darwaza band, fir deepak bhuja diya. pehle dabane lage boob tatolkar, fir khelne lage chaddi khol kar. ek jung aisi chidi palang par, gole wali toph rakh di surang par, mila sirf 9 minute ka maja, ab bhogni hai 9 mahine ki saja, 9 mahine baad aisa hoga vispot, jo ban jayega bharat ke liye 1 aur vote...
Lady doctor se bolti hai: dr saab, koi aisi dawayi dijiye, jisse mere pati ka lund pathar se jyada sakht ho jaye dr ne ek gehra saans liya aur kuch soch ke bola: aapko sirf ch*dwana hai, ya masala bhi piswana hai.
Pehla bacha: “meri mummy jadu karna jaanti hai jab wo papa ke lu*d ko pakadti hai to lu*d bahut bada ho jata hai “. doosra bacha bola: “ye kaun si badi baat hain meri mummy jab mere dad ke lu*d per bethti hai toh sara lu*d gayab ho jata hai.