Chand bhi ek din jami par ayegaSitaro ka thofa apko de jayegaDua m apko milegi itanKhushi, ek din khuda bhi khushUdhar lene aap ke pass ayega
Unke liye kuch u karne ka dil karta haiChahat me unki hadse se gujarnKo dil karta haiDur rehti hai woh jalim is bat se anjaKe unke bin ab to mar jane ko dil karta hai
Ajnbi rhena par kisi ka intejaMat krna, kisi ke pyar kLiye khud ko bekrar mat krnaAcha sathi mil jaye to hatTham lena, par dikhave kLiye kisise pyar mat krna.
Logo ne sharab mehkhaneJa ja kar pee haiJo do pal mein utar jayegHumne to pee haiApne mehboob ki aankho seJo umar bhar naa utar payegi
Meri har saans aap ki ibaadaKaregi, har dharkan aap kInaayat karegi.. hum har paAap ke liye dua karenge, aur merHar dua aap ki hifaazat karegi
Har bag me gulab nahi khilteNa har rahi ko manjil hai miltKuch kashti bhatakte hai sagar meDhundne par bhi jinhe sahil nahi milte
Buffalo par baithe ek jaat ko traffic police ne rok k puchha: aap ka helmet kahan hai? fine lagega. jaat: re baawale, dhayan se dekh neeche, 4 wheeler hai.
Customer – agar mai aaj cheque jama karu to wo kab clear hoga? clerk – 3 din me. customer – dono bank amne-samne hai fir b itna samay q ? clerk – sir procedure to follow karna padta hai na. socho agar aap shamshan ke bahar hi mar gaye, to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge ya wahin nipta denge ? customer behosh…..
Santa : dad, you will soon become a rich man. santa k dad : how? santa : 2morow my teacher will teach me how to convert paise in2 rupees.
There was once a boy and a girl. they both loved each other deeply. one day the girl showed the boy her pink contact lens. the boy stared for some time and then he fainted a few hours later in icu… doc-there is alcohol content in this man’s heart girl-but thats not possible… he doesn’t even drink alcohol. doc-we will investigate about it later.now you must go home. in the taxi while going home… girl-i wonder what happened to him.so suddenly he fainted. did i do something wrong??… suddenly a song starts in the radio “gulabi ankhen jo teri dekhi sarabhi yeh dil ho gaya…”
Boy – will u be my valentine ? girl – no boy – why girl – because tum bahut gire huye ho boy with shayarana andaz – pyaar ki aanch se to patthar bhi pighal jata hain sache dil se sath de to naseeb bhi badal jata hai pyaar ki rahon par mil jaye sacha hamsafar, to kitna bhi gira hua insaan bhi sambhal jata hai