Sohaib maqsood govt office mein job ke liye interview dene gaya. interviewer: “aapki koi majboori to nahi?” maqsood: “ji sir, darasal main pehle cricket mein tha, india pakistan match ke dauraan meri taangon ke darmiyaan ek ball laga aur mere ande foot gaye, aur ab mujhe kaam ki jarurat hai” interviewer: “yeh to koi problem nahi, monday se aap bas join kare. hum sab 9 baje aate
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Hai, aap 11 baje aana.” maqsood: “aisa kyun?” interviewer: “hum sab 11 baje tak kuch nahi karte, bas ande khujlate rehte hai.“ :d:d

2 minutes silence for those pakistanis who left their offices early to watch ind-pak match :d stop making fun of pakistani in english, they won't get it. :p dear pakistan, you please always keep i-pill in your pocket while playing with india. you guys seriously need it. :d afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli... afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli.. dont touch my choli... i want only viraat kohli.. :p stop making fun of afridi, he missed century by 92 runs only :d:d

Sardar and his family went for a party. he introduces himself - i'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....

स्पेशल फार्मूला – अगर पांच सौ लोगों के लिए शिकंजी बनानी हो तो दो ढक्कन tide मिला दें क्यूंकि नए tide मेँ है हज़ारों निम्बूओं की शक्ति…

2 lovers in domino's pizza . ladka: kya logi? . ladki: . . . "kadi chawal mangwa lo" . . waiter to boy: govt. school ki ladkiya patoge to aisa hi hoga....;):d:d

Girlfriend ke taane..... i wished gud morning.... she- kal raat ko kahan chale gaye the..?? me- so gaya tha... she- jao phir so jao huh bye...