Pyar ho ya dosti hInme wafadaree ki koi baat nahin hotInme to bus ehesas hote haJinme bewafaee ke liye koi jagah nahi hoti.
Mana ke bebafwa nikle huSamjha na sake apkZakham jism per haPer bata na sake apkMaaf karna mere dosPer kismat ne hi majbur kar diyDosti aapse ki auApko hi rulake dukh de diy
Jindagi mein aaj yun tanhaai na hotMuskuraate labon pe ghum ki parchaai na hotJhilmilaate hum bhi mohabbat ki roshni meiAgar wafa ke naam pe teri bewafaai na hot
Kahte rahe wo pyar h tumsKisi aur se dil laga baithKahte rahe wo rahenge tumharKisi aur se vivah racha baith
"sometimes" sorry means :- its not my fault, itz urs... accept it! it would make me feel better"sometimes" good night means :- don't keep d phone stupid... i want 2 talk more"sometimes" take care means :- i'm not well & need 2b cared 4"sometimes" disconnecting a phone means :-Call me back! i want u 2 persuade me with something special"sometimes" smile means :- more dan tears"sometimes" tears means :- more satisfying dan smile"sometimes" i hate u means :- no one can love you more than me pls don't leave meThere r few ppl who understand these lines & these ppl r found... "sometimes
Baskar ujrenge kabi socha na thAise daur se guzrenge kabi socha na thKitna viswas tha uske pyar pIs tarah dhoka dega kabi socha na th
Ek baar class mein ek nayi ladki aayi teacher ne us se pucha teacher: “tumhara naam kya hai?” ladki: “ji, pinki” teacher: “aage ya piche kuch lagati ho?” ladki sharmate hue: “ji aage veet cream aur piche sarson ka tel“
Sholay film ka sensor board ke dwara kaata gaya ek scene gabbar basanti ko nacha raha tha, sath mein sharab bhi pee raha tha sharab ka nasha aur basanti ka husn dekh kar uspe tharak chadd gayi aur udhar basanti bhi bechari nach nach ke tang aa gayi thhi gabbar nashe mein: “apni chxt tu mujhe de de basanti” basanti: “bhosdk chutiya gabbar, jab se mujhe utha ke laya hai ab tak 2 baar le chuka hota, ese hi meri nacha nacha ke g<.>nd le rakhi hai“:d:d
Aap santa aur uske bete pappu ko to bahut ache tarha se jante ho. par pappu ki ek bahan bhi hai jo usi ki tarha hoshiya hai aur chalak bhi santa ne jitna apna naam duboya hai ye bache usko utha hi uthane ki koshish kar rahe hai to aayiye milte hai santa ki beti aur pappu ki bahan chinki se. ———— college mein ek gunde type ke ladke ne nayi ayi chinki ko patane ki koshish ki. par bahut si koshisho ke bad bhi uski ek na chali to usko gussa aya aur chinki ki beizzti karne ki sochi. ek din apne dosto ke sath khada hua tha aur chinki friends ke sath ja rahi thhi, dekh kar bola. ladka: “bus, train aur ladki ke piche nahi bhagna chahiye, sali ek jati hai dusri aa jati hai” chinki: “auto, rikhsaw aur ladko ka ek hi haal hai, ek ko bulao harami 4 4 aa jate hai“ :d:d
Pappu ki ladkio se pange lene ki adat se sab dukhi the aur roj usko galiya padti thhi. to uske principal ne kaha ki aaj tujhe bhagwan ke aage kasam khani hogi ki ladkiyo ko tang nahi karunga. principal usko school ke ander bane mandir mein le gaya aur bola. principal: “chal ab bhagwan ke aage kasam kha” pappu bhi harami thha, dimag mein idea aya aur bola pappu: “main kasam khata hun ki aaj ke bad har ladki ko apni maa samjhunga” aur ye bol ke dheere se bola, jo principal sun na saka. apne hone wale bachho ki :p :d
College time mein hamara ek friend hua karta thha jay. ek din apni girlfriend ke sath uska mood bana date pe jane ka. girlfriend ne farmaish ki, mere ko 5 star hotel mein le jao. ab bechara jay na to kar nahi sakta thha, so le gaya 5 star hotel mein. vaha jaakar girlfriend ne costly items order kar di. jay vese hi ander se jala bhuna betha thha, ye dekh kar bola. jay: “maa ke ghar par bhi itni mahngi items khati ho kya?” girlfriend ne bade pyar se jawab diya: “nahi, par maa dinner ke baad meri gnd bhi to nahi maarti na“ :d:d
Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. santa says... drink quickly...... wife asks why... santa says hot coffee rs.5 and cold coffee rs.10.