College time mein hamara ek friend hua karta thha jay. ek din apni girlfriend ke sath uska mood bana date pe jane ka. girlfriend ne farmaish ki, mere ko 5 star hotel mein le jao. ab bechara jay na to kar nahi sakta thha, so le gaya 5 star hotel mein. vaha jaakar girlfriend ne costly items order kar di. jay vese hi ander se jala bhuna betha thha, ye dekh kar bola. jay: “maa ke ghar par bhi itni mahngi items khati ho kya?” girlfriend ne bade pyar se jawab diya: “nahi, par maa dinner ke baad meri gnd bhi to nahi maarti na“ :d:d

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. santa says... drink quickly...... wife asks why... santa says hot coffee rs.5 and cold coffee rs.10.

अब ये अफवाह कौन फैला रहा है कि,चाँद पर पहला कदम रखने वाले पहले इंसान बाहुबली थे ।सिर्फ नाम अंग्रेजी में ट्रांसलेट करके"आर्मस्ट्रोंग" रख लिया था....
आर्म = बाहु स्ट्रोंग = बली

Santa usa mein hi thha aur soch raha tha ki vapis jane se pahle kisi gori ko thoka jaye. pahunch gaya ek gori ke pass, jo paisi leke uske sath karne ko tyar ho gayi. dono jab kar rahe thhe to santa bich mein ek dum se rukk gaya aur motionless ho gaya. gori ne ye dekha aur hairani hui, santa se boli. girl: “hey idiot what are you doing?” santa: “this is a new style in india” girl: “whattt?” santa: “yes, i’ve seen this on bp sites and its called buffering“..;):d:d

Gf: where are you? bf: hospital,had an accident gf: when will they discharge you? bf: in 2 days gfgasp.pngk,ghar jake recharge karwa dena mera

Q: what has 5 flippers and 3 tusks? a: a walrus with spare parts!