Hm duniya ki bhid mai t a n h a reh gyHm un k hr sitam ko hans kr seh gyJine chaha is zindagi se badh kHm mil nhi sakte wo ye keh gy
Hasane ke baad rulati hai duniyaPyar karne ke baad thukrati hai duniyaKya kasar rah jaati hai jindgi meMarne ke baad bhi jalati hai duniya
Kismat main nahi hai woTu un ka sath kya manguZara si umar hai gum se nijat kya mangu,Wo sath hota tu zarurat bhi bahot hoti,Akele khud ke liye kyanat kya mangu
Dil k dard ko shabdon me dhala nani gaya.Gam ke ansuon jo akhon se nikala nahi gaya,Us ne muje dard is liye diya,Kyoki us se mera pyar sambala nahi gaya
Teri ummeed tera intezar karte hain.Hum tumhe paane ki dua karte hain.Milogi ek din humse kisi mod peIss umeed se hum tanha jiya karte hain
Aaj hai kal chale jayengeKya pata yaad bhi ayenge ya nahi ayengeKabhi mile fursat to yaad kar lenaHum to sirf ek hichki se hi khush ho jayenge
Santa went to interview for fbi agent. interviewer: “who killed abraham lincoln?” santa: “thanks for giving the job sir, i would immediately start investigation.“
Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h, jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai. dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de....... exam tak nhi milega...........
Jee karta hai aap ke pass aau, paas aake ruk jau, na kuch bolu na batau bus aap ki aankho me, ha inhi aankho me.. santre ka chilka nichod kk bhag jau.
School ka wo last day . . . . jab sari ladkiya saree me aati hai. . . .. . . . . we all have a feeling k sali ye bhi itni sunder hai. school dress me pata hi nahi chala yaar.
Shrabi road pe pada tha . . police: itni q pi rakhi hai, shrabi: majburi thi sahab police: kya mazburi thi saale . . . shrabi: bottle ka dhakkan gum ho gya tha, isliye puri bottle pini padi.
बंता: अगर ऐलिज़ाबेथ टेलर से उसके बाल छीन लिये जाये, उसके होंठ, उसकी आँखें और उसकी फिगर छीन ली जाये तो क्या बचेगा? संता: मेरी पत्नी, जीतो!