Question of the year. jab mohobbat or jung mein sab jayaz hai, to mohobbat mein hone wale chunnu munnu na-jayaz kyun?

Santa ek din ek nurse ke saath sex kar raha thha nurse chilayi ki dard ho raha hai santa: “bhenchod, khud vahan injection lagati hai jahan soorakh hi nahi hai, aur tujhe soorakh mein dard ho raha hai“:d:d

Chota bachcha bhaga-bhaga maan ke pass aaya aur bola bachcha: “mummy-mummy, naukar kitchen mein naukrani ko kiss kar raha hai” mummy ye sun ke kaam chhod ke kitchen mein jane lagi aur boli mummy: “ruk ja abhi uska dimag thikane lagati hoon” bachcha tali bhajate hue bola: “mummy, april phool wo naukar nahi wo to papa the“:d:d

Ek baar ek admi ko kahi jate hue raaste mein ek patthar mila. uss pe likha tha “patthar ko palto toh kuch ban jaoge” aadmi ne khush hoke pathar ko palta to uspe likha thha bevkoof ban gaye na.:d:d

राहुल: मम्मी, क्या राम जी भी इटली के रहने वाले थे?
सोनिया: अरे नहीं रे पगले... पर क्यों पूछ रहा है?
राहुल: तो फिर "रोम रोम में बसने वाले राम" वाला गाना कैसे बना?
सोनिया: चल भाग यहाँ से!

Santa vs dog: chess championship... banta was amazed to find santa playing chess with his dog. banta watched the game in astonishment for a while & exclaimed: "i can hardly believe my eyes. . . that"s the smartest dog i"ve ever seen." "naaa, he's not so smart" santa replied. "i've beaten him "3" games out of 5". . . ;->