Pite pite subah se sam ho gaMeri saans to kya meri har nabs bhi badnam ho gaMeri pyar ki umar itni ladi padi haKe meri zindgi to kya meri arthi bhai nilam ho ga
I asked god to bless u.He did itI asked him to love u.He did itI asked him to make u happy.He smiled n said"ur sms will do better"
N0 matter if the sky iBlack 0r blue n0 matteIf there r n0 star oM00n as much as ur heart iTrue my wish r always with u
It's often just enough tBe with someone. i don'Need to touch them. not eveTalk. a feeling passes betweeYou both. you're not alone
On timeline-> boy 1: workin' out... at gym.. boy 2: gr8 dude... smile.png . . . on chat-> boy 2: kaha h bhai.. boy 1: bhai lpg gas khatam, line me laga hu
संता: आपकी पत्नी क्यों भाग गई? बंता: पता नहीं! मैं बाथरूम में नहाने गया और वो भाग गई! संता: लगता है ऐसे मौके के लिये बेचारी सालों इंतज़ार करती रही!
लड़की – मैं पागल हूँ क्या इतनी देर से फोन कर रही हूँ लड़का – अरे वो मैं लड़की – क्या मैं मैं ,,, बताओ कहाँ थे इतनी देर से ? लड़का – अरे मैं फेसबुक पर तुम्हारी फोटो लाइक कर रहा था लड़की – . . . . वाओ सो क्यूट ,, चलो कर लो मैं थोड़ी देर बाद कॉल करती हूँ
Teacher: "anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *nobody stands up* teacher: "im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *little johnny stands up* teacher: "ohh, johnny you think you're stupid?" little johnny: "no... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."
Rajnikant once organized a small party for his relatives and thats how common wealth games came to india
A mathematician asks an engineer a question, "here are 5 birds in the tree, if i shoot one, how many are left?" the engineer answers, "0, since the birds will all fly away when they hear the gunshot." "the correct answer is 4, but i like the way you think" said the mathematician. the engineer then says, "well then, i will ask you a question. three women are sitting on the park bench eating ice cream. the first one is licking it, the second one swallows the ice cream and starts sucking on the cone, the third takes a bite out of the ice cream, which one is married?" the mathematician blushes and answers: "the second one?" the engineer then says, "wrong, the answer is the one wearing the wedding ring, but i like the way you think."