Samaz na sake unki baato kHum pyar k nashe me choor thAaj samaz me ayJispe hum jaan chhidakate thWo dil todne k liye mash-hur the
Aapki yad na aaye to hum bewafAap bulao aur na aaye to hum bewafaHume maarne k liye khanjar ki zarurat nahi1 bar nazar fer lo, na mar jaye to hum bewafa
Kabhi qarib to kbhi juda he tJane kis-kis se khfa he tMuje to tuj par khud se jyada yakin thPar zamana sach hi kehta tha ki bewfa he t
Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahi haiAbb suraj ko hi dekh loAata hai usha ke sath,Rahata hai kiran ke sathJata hai sandya ke sath,Or sota hai nisha ke sath
Apko kabhi humse ruth ke jaane na denge,Naraz ho aap aise halat na paida na hone denge, yakeen karo humare har baat pe,Hum tumko kabhi apni zindagi se jaane na denge
Drd-e-bewafai ka gila nhi krtMukadar main jo naho wo mila nhi krtMt dekh kisi ko nigah-e-hsrat sWfadar kisi ki nazron se gira nhi krt
Pappu ab jawan ho gaya thha, aakhir santa se ladd jhagad kar usne bike le hi li. ab vo roz ladkiyo ki gedi kaata karta tha aur maje liya karta thha. ek din ek ladki sadak pe paidal jaa rahi thhi pappu uske pass se tez bike chalata hua nikla. ladki darr gayi aur use dekh kar chillayi: “oye marega kya?” pappu ne bike roki aur mud kar bola. pappu: “filhal mood to nahi hai, par agar degi to maar hi lunga“ :p :d
Ek aadmi familly planing ke liye doctor ke clinic pe gaya. clinic ke bahar ek board laga thha jispar likha thha “family planning ke liye kripya piche ka rasta istamal kare” ye padd kar vo aadmi ghar aa gaya aur vakiye hi ab sab kuch control mein hai :p :d
Akbar ne birbal ko apne paas bulaya aur kaha. akbar: “humein batao ki aadmi aur aurat ki soch mein kya farak hai?” birbal ne do minute socha aur jawaab diya: “jahanpana bas itna hi farak hai ki aurat ek hi aadmi se bohat saari ummeed rakhti hai, aur aadmi bohat saari auraton se ek hi ummeed rakhta hai.” :p
Ek teacher chumban ka virodh karte hue bachho ko samjha raha thha teacher: “jab koi ladki kisi ladke ko kiss karti hai to woh apne munh se dusre ke munh mein 40,000 kitanu transfer karti hai aur iska koi ilaj nahi hai.” sab bache khamosh ho gaye aur darr gaye, par apne pappu ko pata thha ki teacher ullu bana raha hai, kuch soch ke bola. pappu: “sir, iska ilaaj hai.” teacher hairan ho gaya: “kya ilaaj hai?” pappu: “sir simple, uska chumban usko wapis de do.“ :d:d
Dolly apni saheli shalini se: “mujhe bahut bachav rakhna padta hai ki kahi main pregnent na ho jaun.” shalini: “lekin mene to suna hai ki tumhare pati ne operation karva liya hai.” dolly: “are tabhi to mujhe bachav rakhna padta hai.“
Hamara ek bahut hi khas dost thha bheemraj, bada hi sharif aur sidha sadha ladka tha. jab uski shadi hui aur agle din humne us se pucha ki suhagrat kaisi rahi. to usne badle mein jo baat batayi, pahle to hum confuse ho gaye, aur jab baat samajh mein aayi to has has ke pagal ho gaye. pesh hai kissa bheemraj ki suhagrat ka ---- bheemraj ki shadi hui, patni ke sath ache se suhagrat mana ke so gaya. agle din subha apni patni se pucha: “janu raat ko kuch maja aaya?” patni ne ulta us se puch liya: “aap ko aaya kya?” vo khush hote hue patni ke mathe ko chum kar bola. bheemraj: “haan jaan, sach mein bahut maja aya” patni khushi se bina soche samjhe boli: “dekh lein, aaj tak kisi ko shikayakat ka moka nahi diya“ :p :d