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Girls are the most wonderful creatures in the world....!!!! though you find dem difficult enough because.... if you kiss her.. you are not a gentleman..!! :/ & if you don't.. you are not a man :/ if you praise her.. she thinks you are lying..!! & if you don't.. you are good for nothing if you agree to all her likes..you are a wimp !! :| & if you don't.. you are not understanding if you visit her often... she thinks you are boring !! & if you don't.. she accuses you of double-crossing if you are well dressed... she says you are a playboy !! :< & if you don't... you are a dull boy if you are jealous... she says itz bad..!! : & if you don't... she thinks you don't luv her if you attempt doing romance.. she says you didn't respect her :l & if you don't... she thinks you don't like her if you are a minute late... she complains it's hard to wait !! :i & if she is late... she says that's a girl's way if you visit another man.. you're not putting in "quality time" !! :^ & if she is visited by another woman... "oh it's natural, we are girls" if you kiss her once in a while... she professes you are cold :/ & if you kiss her often... she yells that you are taking advantage if you fail to help her in crossing the street... you lack ethics & if you do... she thinks it's just one of men tactics for seduction if you stare at another woman... she accuses you of flirting :| & if she is stared by other men.. she says that they are just admiring :/ if you talk... she wants you to listen & if you listen... she wants you to talk --> in short: so simple... yet so complex !!! so weak... yet so powerful !!! so confusing... yet so desirable !! so damning.. yet so wonderful

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