A sincere apology ?? a man received a message from his neighbor.. sorry sir, i am using your wife? day and night.. when you are not present at home? in fact, much more than you do. i confess this now because i am feeling very guilty. hope you will accept my sincere apologies. the man shoot his wife.. a few minutes later he received another message: sorry sir, a spelling mistake.. i meant wifi.??????

22 saal ho gaye par, abhi tak ek cheez bilkul nahi badali, parle-g biscuits wala ladka, abhi tak bada nahi hua.

Pandu naam ke ek pandit ji apne ek dost ke ghar party mein gaye vahan par dal aur naan dekh ke unke muh mein paani aa gaya sawad sawad mein 10-12 naan kha gaye agle din panu toilet mein betha kah raha thha “hey bhagwan, yaa to jaan nikal le ya naan nikal le“

Ek ladki face pe dupata bandhke bus stop pe khadi thi, sath mein khade uncle ne usko dekha aur seeti bajata uske pass gaya aur bola uncle: “chalti kya 9 se 12, rs 500 dunga” ladki: “papa mein hoon“

My wife is like poetry.
and i don't understand poetry!

पत्नी का प्रेम:
ऑल-आउट लगा कर सोया करो, मैं नहीं चाहती कि मेरे हिस्से का खून भी तुम्हारा मच्छर पिये!