Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. santa says... drink quickly...... wife asks why... santa says hot coffee rs.5 and cold coffee rs.10.

अब ये अफवाह कौन फैला रहा है कि,चाँद पर पहला कदम रखने वाले पहले इंसान बाहुबली थे ।सिर्फ नाम अंग्रेजी में ट्रांसलेट करके"आर्मस्ट्रोंग" रख लिया था....
आर्म = बाहु स्ट्रोंग = बली

Santa usa mein hi thha aur soch raha tha ki vapis jane se pahle kisi gori ko thoka jaye. pahunch gaya ek gori ke pass, jo paisi leke uske sath karne ko tyar ho gayi. dono jab kar rahe thhe to santa bich mein ek dum se rukk gaya aur motionless ho gaya. gori ne ye dekha aur hairani hui, santa se boli. girl: “hey idiot what are you doing?” santa: “this is a new style in india” girl: “whattt?” santa: “yes, i’ve seen this on bp sites and its called buffering“..;):d:d

Gf: where are you? bf: hospital,had an accident gf: when will they discharge you? bf: in 2 days gfgasp.pngk,ghar jake recharge karwa dena mera

Q: what has 5 flippers and 3 tusks? a: a walrus with spare parts!

Pappu ab jawan ho gaya thha, aakhir santa se ladd jhagad kar usne bike le hi li. ab vo roz ladkiyo ki gedi kaata karta tha aur maje liya karta thha. ek din ek ladki sadak pe paidal jaa rahi thhi pappu uske pass se tez bike chalata hua nikla. ladki darr gayi aur use dekh kar chillayi: “oye marega kya?” pappu ne bike roki aur mud kar bola. pappu: “filhal mood to nahi hai, par agar degi to maar hi lunga“ :p :d