Koi tume bhul jaye to kya krogSari yade mita jaye to kya krogKisi ko chhodne se pehle ye soch lenKoi agr tume chhod jaye to kya kroge
Ek baat bolu, insaan ko takleeTab nhi hoti, jab koi apna dooChala jata hai, takleef to taHoti hai, jab koi apna paas hokaBhi dooriya bana lete hai.
Prarthana aise karni chahiyJaise ki, sab kuch ishwaar paHe nirbhar hai, aur kaam aisKarna chahiye jaise ki, saKuch hum par he nirbhar hai
Dil ko apne har baat seBehlaoge fuslaoge lekin sokoonO karaar kahin bhi na paogeLaut kar mere paas jabTak tum na aaogeYeh halki si namiPalkon me hamesha paoge
Kisi ko najar andaaz kiya nahJaata, jinhe ham bhool na payUnhe yaad kiya nahi jaata, yaadTo gawah hai un lamho ki, jiLamho ko dubaara jiya nahi jaata
Teri aankhon se yoonTo saagar bhi piye hain maineTujhe kya khabar judaaiKe din kaise jiye hain maine..
लड़की: जानू मुझे कुछ पैसों की ज़रूरत है। लड़का: हाँ बोलो बेबी कितने चाहिये 500 या 1000? लड़की: नहीं जानू बस 100। लड़का मन ही मन आप छा गए मोदी जी।
10 doctors, 5 engineers aur 1 sardar helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the. pilot: weight zyadaa hai, 1 aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi! sardar: ye qurbani mein dunga kyunki mein sardar hu! bajao taaliyaan! sabhi doctors aur engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage! weight khud hi kam ho gaya! moral: doctor. bano ya engineer, sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai. ‘bole so nihaaaaal….’
Salman khan has decided to make five sequels of his highly waited movie kick and will b named as----------------》 .. .. .. .. 1》 break 2》accelerator 3》tyre 4》clutch 5》tubeless tyre
What is wife? fauji: sare dusman hum se darte hai aur hum biwi se. mochi: me juto ki mrammat karta hu aur biwi meri . teacher: me school me lecture deta hu aur ghar me biwi se sunta hu. officer: me office me boss hu aur gahr me nokar. judge: me court me faisle sunata.. hu aur ghar me khud insaf ka talabgar. {faisla aap ke hath me hai.. kuware raho khush raho no wife easy life} jo shadi kar chuke hai vo sabar kare, jin ki nahi hui woh shukr karein!! :d
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. a man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. santa : cant you read the board. parking is only for 2 wheeler.
आज के जमाने में सयाना बंदा वही है, जो हॉटेल में बिल देने के वक्त हाथ धोने चला जाये… . . . . और वापिस आकर बोले, “अरे में दे देता…”