Ustad chodumal khan sahab ne apne ek friend ke kafi time se chalte ishq ko dekh us se pucha unn ki aankho mein bhi kabhi tumne gor se dekha hai kya “sameer” ya sirf sari zindagi mammo (boobs) ki paimaish karne mein hi nikal di.:d:d

Manners sikhne hai to lode se sikho. ladki dekh kar khada hona, seedha rah kar kaam karna, aur kaam khatam hone par, sar jhukakar beth jana, ye hote hai manners.:d:d

Interviewer: can u make a sentence using green, pink & yellow? sardar: o yah yah ji y not. my phone rings... green green, i pink it up and say yellow.;-);-)

काश तु बकरी होती तो ..... तुम्हारें सींग अपने दोनों हाथोंसे थामता और पकड कर हिलाता और फिर पूछता ....... बता बेवफा कौन ?.... और तु फिर जवाब देती मैँ ......मैँ..... मैँ .........

Ek din ek budha romantic mood mein apni biwi se bola “darling, main tumhare liye aasmaan se taare tod launga” budhi: “benchod, muh se mungfuli to todi nahi jaati aur gaand se akhrot todne ke sapne dekh raha hai“.:d:d

He- mera ek question hai! and i'm thinking ke tum answer kar sakti ho. she- kya question hai?. he- okay! dekho hm log ki body me sare important parts ke pair hai agar unme se ek na ho to life imbalanced ho jaegi. example: hands . eyes . ears . legs .lung .kidney... etc!!. she: so....to question kya hai isme?. he: the question is.. can i have your heart to pair with my heart?? because tumhare bina meri lifeunbalanced hai .she-aww hehe yes yes yes.and a new love story begins.