Totally new rajnikanth facts..... 1. rajnikanth pulse is measured in richter scale 2.rajnikanth can speak braille 3.rajnikanth can draw a circle with a...

A programmer and a business analyst are sitting in the break room one day eating lunch when suddenly the microwave catches fire. thinking quickly, the analyst leaps up, unplugs the microwave, grabs the trash can, fills it with water from sink, and dumps the water on the microwave to put out the flames. a few weeks later the two are again having lunch in the break room when suddenly the coffee maker bursts into flames. the programmer leaps up, grabs the coffee maker, shoves it into the microwave oven, and then hands the trash can to the business analyst, thus re-using the solution developed for the previous project.

Santa ne zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chhor diya officer: tumne sher ka pinjra lock kyo nahi kiya.? santa: sir itne khofnack jaanwar ko kon chori karega.?

Santa bache ki report lene hospital gya, report bohat kharab thi. santa bache se bola: oye school te school tenu ethey bhi meri izatda koi kheyal nahi.

Aaj ka tapmaan 47 degrees hai, sabhi ladkiyo ko chetavni di jaati hai ki, apni apni bra mein baraf daal le, doodh fatne ki sambhavna hai.:

Ak admi subah nend se uta aur sath mein ak kauye bhi jag kar uta, to us admi ne socha aj mera din karab jayega kyu ki kauye bure paksi hai! to usne kauye ko sath sath jaan se mar diya, aur baad mein uske wife ne
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kaha ki bure to ap hai kyu ki usne subah subah ut kar apko deka isliye apna jaan gaoyana pada!!!