Tujhe dekhu to sara jaha rangeen nazar aata haiTere bina dil ko chain kaha aata haiTum hi ho mere dil ki dharkanTere bina ye sansar suna suna nazar aata hai!
Phone na karna bill jyadAayega message na karnPaisa kharch ho jayega misCall na dena battery loHo jayegi bas dil se yaaKarna free me baat ho jayegi.
Jaanna chahoge ki hum apkKitana yaad karte he, tBarish ki bundo ko pakdoJitani aap pakdoge utna aaYaad karte ho, jitani aaChodoge utna hum yaad karte he
Najar ne najar se mulaqat kar liRahe khamosh dono aur baat kar liMohabbat ki fizza ko jab khush payaEn aankho ne ro ro ke barsat kar li
Bunde barish ki yu zamiPe ane lagi.. sondi sMahak mati ki jagane lagi.Hawaon me bhi jaise mastChane lagi.. waise hi hamBi apki yaad aane lagi
Aap din me us shaks se 1Bar baat karo, jis se baaKarne me aapko khusMilti hai.. lekin us shakSe bhi ek bar baat kiyKaro, jisko aapse baaKarne me khusi milti hai
Pappu : ek manf0rce dena. chemist : tum toh dabbu ji k bete ho naa ?? pappu : uncle mentos bola mentoss, ek do vicks b de dena gala kharab hai. dawa ka naam bhi nahi nikal raha thik se.
राहुल: मम्मी मैं 1000, 500 के नोटों में से एक-एक ज़ीरो रबड़ से मिटाकर 100, 50 के बना लूँ क्या? सोनिया: हे भगवान कब अक्ल आएगी इसे।
Gadha- mera malik bahut marta hai! kutta- toh tu bhag kyoon nahi jata ? gadha- uski khoobsoorat ladki jab padhai nai karti toh woh kehta hai ki "teri shadi gadhe se kara dunga" bas isi umeed pe tika hoon !!
When sunny leone came to comedy nights with kapil. a guy from the audience says: ji main aapka bahut bada fan hun. maine aapki saari hollywood and bollywood movies dekhi hain. aapke saath aapki movie ka ek step karna chahta hoon!! yeh baat sunkar siddhu says: guru, har peela fruit aam nhi hota, glass me mut ke piyo to vo jam nhi hota, har seeta ka pati raam nhi hota, thodi jeb dhili karo or uthao hotel ka kharcha, kyunki ye vo step hai jo khulle aam nhi hota!
Girl to another girl: "you are beautiful'' other girl: "thank you, you are beautiful too" & boy to another boy: "you are handsome" other boy: "tu gay to nahi hai na saale?"
In a job interview santa is asked: "aapko kitne saalo ka tajurba hai?" banta: sir, maaf karna, mujhe saalo ka to nahi lekin mujhe 2 saaliyo ka tajurba hai:-