Aankhon se dil k fasane nikleMaikhane se sharaab k deewane nikle,Jo dil ka haal samajh na paya kyunUsku hum zakam dikhane nikle...
Kya yaar tum v kitni ajib hKya yaar tum v kitni ajib ho....Mere dil ki kitni karib hoNa phn karti ho na sms karti ho..Tum kya mujhse v jyada garib h
Log phoolon se mohabbat karte haiKaaton ko kisne yaad kiyaHum kaaton se mohabbat karte haiKyunki phool ne hume barbaad kiy
Tumhare msg k intezar me hum itna rote hTumhare msg k intezar me hum itna rote hKAb to padosi b apna muHmare ansuo se dhote h
Wo jo humare liye khass hote haiJinke liye dil me ehsass hota hai ,Chahe waqt kitna v dur karde unhe Dur rehk v wo dil k paas hote hai
Sanse lene se teri yaad aati hai,Na lene se meri jaan jate hai,Kaise keh du sirf sason se jindahu,Sanse bhi to teri yaad ke bad aati hai
India me s*x ratio equal rakhne ke liye ek pray god se....... . . . . hey god, india me jitne bhi ladke facebook, twitter , whatsapp ya kisi aur social netwrkng site pe ladki ke naam se id use karte hai... god unhen parmanently ladki me convert kar de.;)
Ek kamine dost ki kami kab mahsoos hoti hai?? . . . . jab tum akele bethe ho , aur ladkiyo ke group ko dekh rahe ho, . aur tumhare aas-paas koi na ho ye khne wala: . . . ailla mst item hai yaar,
3 girls shadi k bad mili 1 girl:mere wo to fnger bhi dalte hai / 2 girl:mere wo to pora hath hi dal dete hai. / 3 girl:apni taangain phaila kar boli, zara bahar ana. :p
Sonia asked vajpayee: "tum hamesha tension mein kyun rehte ho?" . . . . . . vajpayee: "main sochta rehta hun, tum bina lu*d ke hindustan ki maa kaise ch*d rahi ho.
Kaviyatri ki suhag raat ke baad uski saheli ne pucha-kaisi rahi suhagraat? woh boli- "aaye the wo der se, dil jala diya, pehle kiye darwaza band, fir deepak bhuja diya. pehle dabane lage boob tatolkar, fir khelne lage chaddi khol kar. ek jung aisi chidi palang par, gole wali toph rakh di surang par, mila sirf 9 minute ka maja, ab bhogni hai 9 mahine ki saja, 9 mahine baad aisa hoga vispot, jo ban jayega bharat ke liye 1 aur vote...
Lady doctor se bolti hai: dr saab, koi aisi dawayi dijiye, jisse mere pati ka lund pathar se jyada sakht ho jaye dr ne ek gehra saans liya aur kuch soch ke bola: aapko sirf ch*dwana hai, ya masala bhi piswana hai.