Gupta ji ke ghar sharmaji aaye.. guptaji apne bachhon ki pehchaan karane lage... ye meri beti rani shadi se pehle hum mumbai mein "rani baag" ghumne jaaya karte thhe.. uski yaad mein iska naam rani rakha. sharmaji : wah..pyari bitiya hai ye mera beta taj, shadi ke 5 saal baad second honeymoon pe hum agra gaye thhe.. uski yaad mein... sharmaji : wah..bahot sochke naam rakhe hai aapne..! aur yeh mera chhota beta kohinoor.. sharmaji : kya baat hai.! matlab aap london mein kohinoor heera dekh aaye.? guptaji : arey nahi.. hum toh precaution le rahe thhe.. lekin iss brand ne dokha de diya.!!:d:d

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लड़का लड़की को छेड़ने में लगा था

लड़का – 143

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लड़का – i love you डार्लिंग

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लड़का – ये 199 क्या है

लड़की – मतलब पहले 199 का रिचार्ज करा

Breaking news: v mallya returns from uk and visits sbi i have come to return my 9000 crs debt sbi employee : looks at him and says. sir its lunchtime. come after 3 pm

To , tintumol ukg a. dear tintumol, i love you. my
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Dream i see you. everywhere you. you no, i live no. i come red shirt 2morrow. you love i, you come red frock. i wait down mango tree. you no come, i jump train. sure come... yours lovely, tutumon std 1 b ************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* * reply....by tintumol.... darling, your letter mama see. papa beat me beat me so many beat me. i cry. i cry. so no come to mango tree. no jump train. i love you. see another day. i no red frock. only green. you love me, you love me you green shirt. give i gift. i see you with pinkumol. where you go.. no talk to her. okay my dream also only you

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