Ab q lagi ho rone jab baccha laga hai hone.. tab q nahi royi jab chipak-chipak k soyi..... ab kehti ho maar dalo mar dalo.. ..................... tab to kehti thi aur dalo aur dalo..?

Ek tapori bank me gya or bola bhench*d mere ko a/c kholna hai, lady=tamiz se baat kijiye, man:tamiz ki maa ki ch*t account kon kholega vo bata, lady manager ko complaint karne gai, managr : kyu batamizi kar rahe ho ha, man: batamizi kee ma ka bh**da bhadve, meri 100 crore kee lotry lagi hai, battao account kon kholega, manager: arey sir ap bhi kaha is ra*di se baat kar rahe ho, mai yha kya maa ch*dw*ne baitha hun. plzz come sir

Kisi award mein duniya bhar ke heroes ikathe hue. vaha apne pyare rajnikaant ji bhi gaye. sare heroes apni apni ameeri ki baatein kar rahe thhe kisi baat pe hollywood actor tom cruise ki apne rajnikaant se bahas ho gayi tom cruise: “bhonsdi ke, mera ghar itna bada hai ki usme local train chalti hai.” rajnikant: “oye maa ke l*de cruise, mere ghar ke kone mein jaake mobile pe baat karo to roaming charge lagne shuru ho jate hai“

Ramdev ji ka special yoga, tanaav grast logo ke liye kursi pe baithao, aankhein dheere dheere band karo aur bolo: “maa ch*daye duniya“

Light ki gair maujudgi me ghalib farmaate hai: yu hi andhere me apna khada kar k soye hue the ghalib, koi haramkhor mombatti samaj k machis laga gaya.

When your phone battery is at 1% and you are running to the phone charger like-. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . "mere saath reh bhaai.. aankhe band mat karna.. tujhe main kuch nhi hone dunga!" :d:d