Teacher: Why are you late? santa: Because of the sign. Teacher: What sign? santa: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.”
Santa: What’s difference between man & Superman? Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser & superman wears it over the trouser.
Santa had called an Englishman for lunch. There was curd on the table. The guest asked what is this? santa didn’t know English, he said “Milk sleeping in night, morning becomes tight”
Santa dies due to lighting and his dead body is found smiling. God asks Why? He replies, Mainu laaga ke koi meri photo khich raha hai.
Santa comes back 2 his car & finds a note saying “Parking Fine” He writes a note and sticks it 2 pole “Thanks 4 d complement
Santa Banta find a bomb Santa and Banta find three hand grenades and decide to take them to the police station. “What if one of them explodes before we get there?” asks Banta. “Don’t worry about it,” says Santa. “We’ll just lie and tell them we only found two.”