Rod pe accidnt hua bahut bhid thi, santa ko dekneka moka nahi mil raha tha, santa: ye mera baap hai. bhid pichhe hat gyi. dekha to gadha maraa pada hua tha.
Machchr ka bchcha pehli baar uda, jab wapas aaya to father ne pucha: kaisa laga udke.? macchr ka bola: bahut achcha, jidhr bhi gya log taliya bajaa rahe the.
Santa.auto wale_se-kyu bhai hanuman mandir jaoge auto wala - ha. santa- to phir aate samay parsad lete aana.
Gabbr: ye hath muje dede. thakur: le mere hath lele, basnti ka bhi lele, jai aur viru tum bhi dedo, octopus ban jaa saale. gabbr: sorry yaar tu to jazbati ho gya.
Girl 1 :- maine break up kar liya usse (crying) girl 2 :- mat roo yaar wo laut aayega girl 3 :- yeah? really? ***convo continue for much than 2 or 3 hour.*** boy 1 :- bhaii breakup ho gaya usse boy 2 :- bhaii sachi me... laa uska mob. no. mai try karu usse... plzzzz dena boy 3 :- bhaii beer ki party dega ya desi daru ki?
A father and son went hunting together for the first time. the father said "stay here and be very quiet. i'll be across the field." a few minutes later, the father heard a blood curdling scream and ran back to his son. "what's wrong?" the father asked. "i told you to be quiet." the son answered" "look, i was quiet when the snake slithered across my feet. i was quiet when the bear breathed down my neck." "but when the two squirrels crawled up my pant legs and said, should we eat them here or take them with us?" "i guess i just panicked"."
Jyotis: tera naam santa hai.? santa: ji. jyotis: tune 10.kilo chawal kharide hai.? santa: ha tum to antaryami ho. jyotish: agli baar kundli lana, ration card nahi.
Santa ko ek road accident ke jurm me girftar kar liya jata hai, judge: ye acident ki gatna kaise ghati.? santa: sir main kuch nahi janta, main to so raha tha.
Santa darvaze pe gun liye khada hai, wife: y r u standing here. santa: sher ke sikar pe jaa raha hu. wife: to jaao na. santa: kaise jaun bahar kutta khada hai.
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