Totally new rajnikanth facts..... 1. rajnikanth pulse is measured in richter scale 2.rajnikanth can speak braille 3.rajnikanth can draw a circle with a...
A programmer and a business analyst are sitting in the break room one day eating lunch when suddenly the microwave catches fire. thinking quickly, the analyst leaps up, unplugs the microwave, grabs the trash can, fills it with water from sink, and dumps the water on the microwave to put out the flames. a few weeks later the two are again having lunch in the break room when suddenly the coffee maker bursts into flames. the programmer leaps up, grabs the coffee maker, shoves it into the microwave oven, and then hands the trash can to the business analyst, thus re-using the solution developed for the previous project.
Santa ne zoo me sher ka pinjra khula chhor diya officer: tumne sher ka pinjra lock kyo nahi kiya.? santa: sir itne khofnack jaanwar ko kon chori karega.?
Santa bache ki report lene hospital gya, report bohat kharab thi. santa bache se bola: oye school te school tenu ethey bhi meri izatda koi kheyal nahi.
Aaj ka tapmaan 47 degrees hai, sabhi ladkiyo ko chetavni di jaati hai ki, apni apni bra mein baraf daal le, doodh fatne ki sambhavna hai.:
Ak admi subah nend se uta aur sath mein ak kauye bhi jag kar uta, to us admi ne socha aj mera din karab jayega kyu ki kauye bure paksi hai! to usne kauye ko sath sath jaan se mar diya, aur baad mein uske wife ne10b kaha ki bure to ap hai kyu ki usne subah subah ut kar apko deka isliye apna jaan gaoyana pada!!!
Tujhse mila to aaysa laga koi aapna mil gaya.... haar dua mai tera sath manga tha.... peheli dua mai tera pyar manga tha.... ankhri dua mai tere muskurahat barkarar rehene ka salamati manga tha....
Pinku joke...... (pinku doctor ke pass gya) pinku: doctor muze rat me ajib ajib sapne aate hai, mere sapne me bandar footboll khelte hai....! doctor: ye davai lo sapne aane band ho jayenge.! pinku : likn mai davai khal khaunga.. doctor: q pinku: aaj unka fainal hai.......!
संता: रेडियो कभी अखबार की जगह नहीं ले सकता! बंता: क्यों? संता: क्योंकि रेडियो से कभी आग नहीं जलाई जा सकती!
लड़का दुकान पर बैठा था अचानक एक सुन्दर सी लड़की दुकान पर आयी लड़की – एक डिटॉल वाला साबुन देना लड़का – मैं तुमसे साबुन के पैसे नहीं लूंगा लड़की – क्यों ? लड़का – क्योंकि मैं तुमसे दोस्ती करना चाहता हूँ लड़की – अरे भैया हमारी दुश्मनी थी ही कब ? सॉलिड बेज्जती
Student's life is like english movies school = jurassic park.. principal = king kong.. vice principle = hulk.. teachers = aliens.. class guys = planet of apes.. class gals = charlies angels.. syllubus = deep blue sea exam = mission impossible invigilator = terminator.. result = .end of the world
Santa-meri biwi parso mar gai,mai rone ki koshish kar raha hu,lekin aasu nahi aa rahe hai? banta-koi baat nahi,sirf socho ki wo vapas aa rahi hai.