Ladki ka baap : main nahi chahata ki meri ladki apni poori zindagi ek gadhe ke saath guzaare. ladki ka boyfriend : bus isiliye to main usse shaadi kar ke yahan se le jaana chahata hoon.
Police: tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi. sardar: ha ha ha! police: kyu hass rahe ho? sardar: main toh subah 8 baje tak sota hoon!
Banta was traveling in an auto rickshaw with his wife. the driver adjusted the mirror. banta shouted, you are trying to see my wife, sit back. i will drive. :d:p
जिंदगी में यदि कोई आपसे ये पूछे “क्या खोया और क्या पाया है?” तो पुरे विश्वास के साथ कहना कि जो गाजर के हलुवे में डालते है वो खोया है और जो खटिया मे नीचे चार डंडे खडे है वो पाया है हमेशा भावुक होने की जरूरत नहीं!!
Maalik: ramu, iss saal tum 4 bar apne dada ke marne ki chutti le chuke ho. ramu: maalik, iss bar meri dadi ki shaadi hai.
Ladka – duniya ko bta do ke tum mujhe se pyar karti ho . . ladki – ladki ne ladke ke kaan me kaha”i love u” . . ladka – tum ne kaan me q kaha??? . . ladki – q ki tum hi meri duniya ho…!!
Jitni chadar ho utne hi pair failana chahiye - gyani log jitne apps ho ussi me kaam chalana chahiye -lumia users
Engineer doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kya fees hai.. ?? . . doctor:” 300 rupees. engineer:”chale dr sahab.. ?? . . dr ne bike nikali engineer aur dr ghar pahuch gaye dr bola mareez kaha hai.. ?? . engineer:”mareez toh koi nahi hai , . . . . . . . taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur tu 300 mein le aaya… engineer rocked-doctor shocked !!
Dadi - lagta hai us ladki ko lakwa ho gaya hai. ek hath utha hua hai aur muh pichak gaya hai. me - nhi dadi, wo selfie le rahi hai.
31st ka kya plan hai??" me- arey bas friends ke saath party! on 31st night- watches big star entertainment award with family