He: uncle kaise hai aap? uncle: first class.. he: aur aunty? uncle: first class hi hai.. he: aur aapke bachche? uncle: woh bhi first class hai ek dam.. he: bc! uncle aap log aadmi hai ya train ke dibbe.??
Ek aadmi ne pappu se puchha. aadmi: “beta tumhari umar kya hai?” bachha: “ji, ghar mein 14, school mein 12, train mein 7 aur facebook pe 19 saal ka hoon“
Ek pathan ne apni biwi ko goli maar di, kyuki usne sirf itna kaha tha ki main apni zindagi “shaan” aur “shoukat” ke saath guzarna chahti hu.
Ek bahut hi khubsoorat ladki doctor ke paas gayi aur boli ladki: “doctor sahab mere ko ajeeb si beemari hai” doctor: “kya?” ladki: “main jab bhi cigrette peeti hoon to ajeeb becheni si hoti hai, main pehla kash leti hoon to apne shoes utar deti hoon, doosre kash mein jurabe, teesre kash mein shirt utar deti hoon aur …” doctor beech mein usko tokte hue bola: “mujhe kuch samajh nahi aa raha, ek kaam karo ye lo gold flak aur aaram se pee kar batao.“
Santa: tumhaara beta bilkul tumhaara jaisa hi dikhtaa hai. banta: dheere se bol... woh padosi ka beta hai
एक नई शादीशुदा औरत कोक पी रही थीउसमें एक मच्छर गिर गयाऔरत ने उसे निकाला तो मच्छर बोला, “माँ!”औरत: तूने मुझे माँ क्यों कहा?मच्छर: मैं तेरी कोक से निकला हूँ, माँ!
Arz kiya hai.... normal friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi. zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi..
At a restaurant: girlfriend: i'll just have a salad. waiter: and for you, sir? boyfriend: i'll be giving her half of my food!
Agar kutha ko lugai chaiya hoti hai to india wale kuta aisa kartehai waw waw.... aur jo bade ghar me vote he kutte bo bhokte hai wife -wife
Before: beta photo frame karwa lo yaad ke taur par rahega now: beta screenshot le lo gallery mie rahega
Husband : my wife died yesterday.. i'm trying to cry but tears are not coming, . what to do? friend : imagine she is back.. foot foot kar roya bechara..