Ladki=papa maine ek indian ladke se facebook pe jaan phechan kari fir whatsapp pr chating kari or tweeter pr world ko apne pyar ka izhaar kr diya. papa= beti toh fir shaadi. com pr marriage kar le or filp kart se ek bachcha bhi mangwale or husband bura lagne lage toh usko olx per bech bhi dena.
Ustad fursat fatte haal ne aaj kal ki popular film ko dekha aur sher arz kiya bhai–behan bichadne ka kya hua anjam? dont say wah wah, please feel the pain, bhai behen bichadne ka kya hua anjam? munna bana mbbs aur munni hui badnam.
Jab koi ladki ghar se bhaag jane ki dhamki de, to uske maan-baap ko chahiye ki, use ganja kar ke ghar bitha de, paanch mahine tak bhagne ka naam nahi legi……… takli.
Yaad aati hai teri jaagte sote, din katate hain teri khati rote rote, kaash tum mere saath yahan hote, kam se kam mere kuch kapde to dhote.
Charo aur padayi ka saya hain, saare paper mein zero aaya hai, hum to yuhi chal dete hai, bina muh dhoye exam dene, aur log kehte hain, sala raat bhar padh ke aaya hai.
Mugli pugli amla sugli dugli swaha rum chum rum swaha swaha swaha swaha swaha haso mat ye zindgi bhar kunware rahe ne ka mantra tha jo tumne padh liya ab kuch nahi ho sakta...
2 aurton ko 20 sal ki saza mli, 20 sal ek 7 jail me guzarne k bad, jab 2no riha hui to dono ne muskurate hue kaha: chalo ab baki baten ghar phunch kar karte hai.
Girl to banta: kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? banta: kyon nahin? mein to diwana hoon shadi- shuda aurton ka.
'हर फैसले होते नहीं, सिक्के उछाल के; ये दिल के मामले हैं, जरा देखभाल के! और मोबाईलों के दौर के, आशिकों को क्या पता? रखते थे खत में कैसे, कलेजा निकाल के...!!''
Koun kahta hai ki,"mobile aur biwi" alag hain ? dono ko pass rakhna padta hai, dono ka kharcha uthana padta hai, aur, dono ko raat ko charge bhi karna padta hai. . . bas mobile ko barik pin se aur biwi ko moti pin se..
She : tumhari gf he? he : nahi.. kyo tumhe banna he? she : nahi. he : to dukhti nash pe hath kyo rakhti ho