Ladko ka hisaab kitaab karne ki kshamta daaru pitey time dekhni chahiye.. <> <> sab ke peg mein ek ek boond aise barabar dekh ke daaltey hai <> <> jaise amrit pee rahe ho..
Ek ladki apne boy friend ke sath ghoom rahi thi... - itne main us ka husband aa gaya aur uske boy friend ko maarne laga.. ladki - maar saale ko apni biwi ghumaata nahi hai, aur dusro ki biwi gumaane le aata hai... - (itne me boy friend josh me husband ko marne laga) - ladki - maar saale ko, na khud ghumaane le jata hai, na kisi aur ko ghumaane deta hai...
Train mein tt sadhu se bola: kahan jana hai? sadhu: jahan ram ka janam hua tha. tt: ticket hai? sadhu: nahin tt: chalo sadhu : kahan? tt: jahan krishan ka janam hua tha.. jail mein
College ki girls ne strike kiya, boys ne unka sath diya. girls ne zor zor se kaha ''hamari maage.....boys ne piche se kaha..............sindur se bharo.....
Meri girlfriend boli: mujhe bhul jao meri engagement ho gayi hai london ke ek ladke ke saath.. . . . me: chal jo hona tha ho gaya, ek iphone bhej dena wahan se... suna hai wahan sasta milta hai.
Mareez- dr. sahab mein boht khush rehta hoon, neend sukoon se aati hai, zindagi main aman hi aman hai, har kaam main dil b lagta hai, koi pareshani hi nahi. aisa kyon hai ? doctor: mein aap ki bimari samajh gaya hoon. aapki zindagi may vitamin "she' ki kami hai
Santa asks banta: tujay larki phasani aati hai? banta: nahi..! santa: nahi aati to seekh le.. pehle ek kaagaz ka jahaaz bana.. phir usay class mein ura.. mam k puchne par.. larki ka naam lagade.. bas phas gai larki . . .
A couple got lost in the fog somewhere in the north west. happening upon a large wall, which they soon discover is a window, they began to pound on the glass while screaming for help. moments later a few faint faces appear behind the glass. the couple yell, but the glass is thick. neither side can hear the other. the woman takes out her lipstick and draws on the glass: "ew era erehw" ('where are we' in reverse.) the faces disappear behind the glass and soon reemerge with a large sign that says: "you are on the other side of the glass" the woman laughs and says, "oh, we're in redmond, wa, just outside of microsoft's headquarters" the husband is amazed and asks how she could know that. "because", she replies, "the answer to my question was so worthless and unhelpful that it could only be microsoft."
Modi sarkar: smriti irani - 12th pass- hrd or educatihon min. uma bharti- 6th pass-water resources min. meneka gandhi - 12th pass-cabinet min anand geete -10th pass ashok gajpati -10th pass gm sidheshwar-10th pas vishnu dev - 11th pass source - danik bhaskar phir hamne itni padai kyun ki???? forgot one member of another party. .. kejriwal -iit : tihar jail söchö .
अध्यापक: बताओ बच्चो हमारी पृथ्वी किसका चक्कर लगाती है? संता: – “सूर्य का” अध्यापक: बहूत अच्छा बेटे, और हमारी पृथ्वी का चक्कर कौन लगाता है? सारे विधार्थी एक साथ: नरेंद्र मोदी!!
Woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal karte hai.. wahhh waahh. woh ishq ki raaho me kyaa kamaal karte hai.. likhte hai i love you..aur send 2 all karte hai..