Question of the year. jab mohobbat or jung mein sab jayaz hai, to mohobbat mein hone wale chunnu munnu na-jayaz kyun?
Santa ek din ek nurse ke saath sex kar raha thha nurse chilayi ki dard ho raha hai santa: “bhenchod, khud vahan injection lagati hai jahan soorakh hi nahi hai, aur tujhe soorakh mein dard ho raha hai“:d:d
Chota bachcha bhaga-bhaga maan ke pass aaya aur bola bachcha: “mummy-mummy, naukar kitchen mein naukrani ko kiss kar raha hai” mummy ye sun ke kaam chhod ke kitchen mein jane lagi aur boli mummy: “ruk ja abhi uska dimag thikane lagati hoon” bachcha tali bhajate hue bola: “mummy, april phool wo naukar nahi wo to papa the“:d:d
Ek baar ek admi ko kahi jate hue raaste mein ek patthar mila. uss pe likha tha “patthar ko palto toh kuch ban jaoge” aadmi ne khush hoke pathar ko palta to uspe likha thha bevkoof ban gaye na.:d:d
राहुल: मम्मी, क्या राम जी भी इटली के रहने वाले थे?सोनिया: अरे नहीं रे पगले... पर क्यों पूछ रहा है?राहुल: तो फिर "रोम रोम में बसने वाले राम" वाला गाना कैसे बना?सोनिया: चल भाग यहाँ से!
Santa vs dog: chess championship... banta was amazed to find santa playing chess with his dog. banta watched the game in astonishment for a while & exclaimed: "i can hardly believe my eyes. . . that"s the smartest dog i"ve ever seen." "naaa, he's not so smart" santa replied. "i've beaten him "3" games out of 5". . . ;->
Height of double meaning after electi0n pm of india manmohan singh said "yeh to sonia g k hath ka kamal hai, werna is umar mein mera khara hona mushkil tha!"
वॉट्स अप की अवस्था, कुंभ मेले जैसी हो गई है..,, चारो तरफ अखाडे ही अखाडे..(ग्रुप ही ग्रुप).. किसी मे एक, तो किसी मे २-३-४ महंत.. कुछ साधू नियमित प्रवचन करते है, कुछ हफ्ते मे एक दो बार…. कुछ साधू, जो बस सिर्फ लंगर खाते रहते है………!!
Office mein aayi ek nayi secretary ne apne boss se ek din puchha secretary: “sir, aap ki biwi mujhe itni shak bhari nazron se kyun dekhti hai?” boss ne ek lamba saans choda aur bola: “kyunki tumse pahle wo meri secretary thi“:d:d
Ladki pic upload karke likhti hai : hii friendzz kesi lag rahi hoon..? . . . . . . . . . . boy : tere baap ne 15-20 hazar ka mob. leke diya hai to ghar me 500rs ka sheesha bhi lagaya hoga.... uss mein dekh le,,...!!!....humse kya poochti hai 'bhootni' kahi ki.
Uski nafrat karne ki inteha to dekho. . . . . aye_dost. . jab maine usse kaha . . mujhe mohabbat hai tmhari zulfo se to wo "takli" ho gayi ***pagli***
Aap ke liye ek film mein, chhota sa role hai. heroin aap ko guffa mein le jayegi aur goli maar degi. film hai “guffa mein gaandu ki mout“