Jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan wah wah.? jab macchar kate to mat hona pareshan, anjane m hi sahi tum kar to rahe raktdan, "always think different".
Na hawa hai na saya hai ehsas hum hi ko aaya hai hame bhi yaad kar ke dekho kamino, company ne ye mobaile sirf girlfrnd k liye nahi banaya hai..
Santa; naukar se-jara dekh to bahar suraj niklaa hai ya nahi naukar; bahar to andhera hai, santa: to torch jala kar dekh le kaamchor..!!
अगर मर्द आपको तैयार होता दिखे तो समझ ले पार्टी में सिर्फ एक घंटा बचा हुआ है और औरत तैयारी में जुटी हुई हो तो समझ लेना पार्टी एक महीने बाद है|
The best prank call ever:- "hello, dominos..??" "yes sir, how may i help you" "give me pizza hut's number !!"
He: i didn't sleep last night.. she: why? he: you didn't wish me goodnight babu.. she:tujh jaisa ch*tiya hi milna tha kya mujhe..
Atal ji: soch raha hu shadi karlu. advani: karle yaar atal ji: kuwari se karu ya vidhwa se? advani: kuwari se karle vidhwa to apne aap ho jayegi.
Yaaro ke bich yaarana sikh gaye thoda sur lagaya or trana sikh gye zindagi me sab kuch thik tha par galat tab hua jab land hilana sikh gye.
Pappu ki uske baap se hui ladai. baap ne ki pappu ki pitai, pappu ka khaula khoon, gya kabristaan aur kabar pe baap ki photo tang k likh diya. "coming soon"
Murga murgi se- i love u jaan. main tumhare liye kuch b kar sakta hon. murgi:haye allah sachi. murga:haan. murgi:chal phir aaj anda tu de de.
Mr.bean and his wife drinking hot coffee at a cafe. bean:drink fast wife:why? bean:look at the board board "hot coffee rs.5 and cold coffee rs.30".