2 minutes silence for those pakistanis who left their offices early to watch ind-pak match :d stop making fun of pakistani in english, they won't get it. :p dear pakistan, you please always keep i-pill in your pocket while playing with india. you guys seriously need it. :d afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli... afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli.. dont touch my choli... i want only viraat kohli.. :p stop making fun of afridi, he missed century by 92 runs only :d:d
Sardar and his family went for a party. he introduces himself - i'm sardar, she sardarnee, the boy my kid & the girl my kidney....
स्पेशल फार्मूला – अगर पांच सौ लोगों के लिए शिकंजी बनानी हो तो दो ढक्कन tide मिला दें क्यूंकि नए tide मेँ है हज़ारों निम्बूओं की शक्ति…
2 lovers in domino's pizza . ladka: kya logi? . ladki: . . . "kadi chawal mangwa lo" . . waiter to boy: govt. school ki ladkiya patoge to aisa hi hoga....;):d:d
Girlfriend ke taane..... i wished gud morning.... she- kal raat ko kahan chale gaye the..?? me- so gaya tha... she- jao phir so jao huh bye...
Afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli . . afridi ki biwi aaj fir boli . . dont touch my choli . . i want only viraat kohli....
Pappu:" papa mujhe ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai papa :" wow kon hai vo kushnasib ladki pappu:" pinky, apne padosi guptaji ki beti pappa:" ohh no beta, me tumhe kuch batana chahta hu but tum promise karo mummy ko nhi bataoge pappu:" promise nhi bataunga pappa :" actually pinky tumhari behen hai ye sun k puppu ne pinky ko bhula diya aur fir 2 mahine baad pappu:" papa mujhe firse ek ladki se pyar ho gaya hai, aur vo ladki bahot hot hai pappu:" wow ye to bahot acchi baat hai kon hai vo ladki ?? pappu:" reshma, apne padosi vermaji ki beti pappu:" ohh no fir se, beta reshma b tumhari behan hai pappu pagal hone laga tha, usne tang aakar rote huve mummy se kaha:" meine 6 ladkiyo se pyar kiya lekin 6 ki 6 papa ki betiya nikali mummy:" aale aale mera bacha ro mat tu kisi se b pyar kar, tu unki mat sun vo tumhare papa nhi hai...
Rule of boys- phulo ki mahak churayi nahi jati . . . suraj ki kirne chupayi nahi jati . . . kitni b beautiful ho apni girlfriend par . . . . . dusri ladkiyo se nazar hatai nahi jati..
Smoking effects lips . . drinking effects liver . . love effects heart . . |but| . . the most danger 1 is study . . . . it effectS the brain, direct komma avoid it & enjoy life !!
Dont ignore plz- hum roz bahut saare faaltu msgs forward/share karte hai, aaj yeh msg kisike bhalai ke liye forward/share kijiye... . . . maine papayya kharida hai, dua kijiye ke woh meetha nikle. 1 forward/share = 1 pray p.s.: papayya is good for health...;):d:d
Santa apne patni jeeto se: agr tumhe kuch ho gaya to main pagal ho jaunga, tongue.png grin.png jeeto: doosre shaadi to nhi karoge, smile.png santa: pagal insaan ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai..!!...;):d:d