बंता: दवा और दारु में क्या फर्क है? संता: दवा प्रेमिका की तरह है जो एक्स्पाइरी डेट के साथ आती है, दारु वाइफ की तरह है, जितनी पुरानी होगी उतनी सर चढ़ के बोलेगी!
लड़के ने बस स्टॉप पर खड़ी एक लड़की को आँख मारी।लड़की: मैं ऐसी वैसी लड़की नहीं हूँ।लड़का: वो तो ठीक है, मगर चैक करना फ़र्ज़ बनता है।
While people are worried about depositing more than 2.50 lakhs in their accounts. i am receiving notifications from my bank to maintain the minimum balance!
Teacher: imagine u r a millionaire. write ur life history. tintumon: didn’t write. teacher: why are you not writing? tintumon : i’m waiting 4 my secretary 2 take notes….
English grammar teacher ne class mein pucha: “wo ladki sab ladko se hans-hans ke baat karti hai, batao is sentence mein ladki kya hai?” johnny: “sir ji, saf pata chalta hai ki ladki gasti (callgirl) hai“
Judge: why were u arrested? santa: for shopping early. judge: well, that's not a crime. anyway, how early were u shopping? santa: before the shop opened.
Ek aadmi ne ek ghar ki bell bajayi to ek bachha bahar aaya, aadmi ne puchha aadmi: “beta papa ghar pe hain?” bachcha: “uncle, papa to bazar gaye hain” aadmi: “chalo bade bhai ko bula do” bachcha: “ji wo cricket khelne gaya hai” aadmi: “beta mummy to hongi ghar pe?” bachcha: “ji wo kitty party mein gayi hai” aadmi ka ab dimag kharab ho chuka tha gusse mein aakar bola aadmi: “to beta tum ghar pe kyun baithe hue ho tum bhi kahin chale jao” bachcha: “ji main bhi to apne dost ke ghar aaya hua hoon“
Munna bhai aur circuit shikar per jate hai circuit ko ek mor dikhta hai... circuit: bhai.....mor...mor..'' munna bhai mor ko goli mar ke kehta hai: ''no more! ''
Mobile company ke kisi brilliant salesman ko loose motion ho jaye toh wo doctor ko kaise batayega? . . . . doctor saab subah se unlimited outgoing chal rahi hai, ander se nayi nayi ringtone sunai deti hai, pet me balance khatam ho gya hai, thoda b recharge karta hu to 5 min me discharge ho jata hai, meharbani karke ye scheme band kardo.