Anniversary k moqa pr santa apni biwi k liay gulab ka phool le kr aya. bv: mujhay ye nai chahiye, koi soney ki cheez do. santa: ye lo takiya or so jao.;-)
13 saal pehle samosa 3 rupay ka tha aur phone call 12 rs.ki ab phone call 3 rupay ki hai8d0. aur samosa 12 rs.ka mehanghai bharhi nahi hai bas idar-udhar ho gayi hai…
एक भिखारी रास्तेमें गिड़गिड़ाकर भीख मांग रहा था। 9सने कहा कि अगर मुझे 90 रुपए दे दें तो मैं मेरी पत्नी और बच्चों से मिल सकूंगा। . . . सेठ (दस रुपए देते हुए) : तुम्हारे बच्चे और पत्नी कहां गए हैं? . . भिखारी : वो पास के मल्टीप्लेक्स में
Chiti auto me baithi or 1 pair bahar rakha, driver=madam pair andar lelo, c-nai.., raste me hathi mile to laath marni h, kal sala aakh marke gya tha..!!
Girlfriend -mujhe ice-cream khana hai. boyfriend- main abhi lekar aata hu. boyfriend ice-cream laa kar use de deta hai. girlfriend- thanks.!!! boyfriend- bas sirf thanks??? girlfriend-i know tumhe kiss chahiye naa(sharmate huye). boyfriend- are romance ki bhukhi ice-cream aadhi-aadhi kar
5 friends live in the same house .. their name are 'somebody-nobody-mad- fool-brain' one day , somebody kill nobody at that time , brain was in bathroom mad call police man! mad : hello , police man somebody killed nobody ! police man : are u mad ? mad : yes i'm mad! police man: don't u have brain?!! mad : no brain is in bathroom! police man : u fool ! mad : no sir , accully fool is busy in reading this msg :p
Arj kiya hai, yu na kisi k dil se khelo, wah wah.. yu n kisike dilse khelo jab sms hi nahi karna hai, to phone bechkar radio hi lelo.
Jis train me sundar sundar ladkiyan, safar karti ho us train ko kya kahoge.? socho? socho? socho? socho na? simple yaar.. maal gadi.
You are.. a-b-c-d attractive beautiful cute dear e-f-g excellent funny gorgeous h-i-j hello, i'm joking ! k-l-m kaisa laga majak.
Pagal hone ka salral tarika ?? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? kya baat hai pagal hone ka itna shok hai, jo tarika dund rehe ho ? kamaal hai !!!!!