Girl check up k liye gai dr ki niyat khrab hogi dr ne uske kaprey utarwaye, girl:kiss q le rahe ho ? dr:checkup k liye, girl:breast q daba rahe ho ? dr:breast cancer check karne ke liye dr starts fucking girl:kya kar rahe ho ? dr:aids checkup girl:check kya krna hai, aids ki to dawayi lene i thi.
Lady 2nd floor se, banana wale ko dekh kr pochti hai. 'kela kesy dega?' banana wala, mem sahab 8 me 12, lady. 7(sath) me 13(tera) lungi, deta hai to upar aaja.
Who r u? why do u message me? who d hell gave u my number? never msg me again. dont disturb me. mene kabhi aisa bola kya? nahi na! to msg karo na.
Garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri wah.... wah.. garmi ka mosam hai aaegi ab keri mai barish kar du paise ki jo tu ho jae meri.
1 पिंजरे में 50 बंदरिया और 1 बन्दर को रखा , और कहा गया कि जो 1 मिनट में बन्दर को पहचान लेगा उसे 1 लाख रूपए मिलेंगे , पहले ओबामा गया- फेल , फिर जॉर्ज बुश गया – फेल , फिर मनमोहन गया और 10 सेकेण्ड में बन्दर ले आया , सबने पूछा कैसे पता चला , मनमोहन – मैं पिंजरे में गया और कहा – . . . . अगले इलेक्शन में मुझे ही वोट देना, सिर्फ एक ने कहा- “घंटा ले ले “
Ek baar santa darwaaza tod kar bazaar mein le ja raha tha tabhi banta ne pucha :- ye darwazaa kahan le ke jaa rha hai? santa:- yaar mein is ka taala kulwane ja raha hu.
एक समय विजय को ग्यारह मुल्कों की पुलिस ढूंढ रही थी और... . . . . आज एक विजय को ग्यारह बैंकों के चेयरमैन ढूंढ रहे हैं।
Wen u cry-koi nhi dekta wan u r woried koi nhi dekta wen u r hapy-koi nhi dekta lekin 1din kisi ke sath 'date' pe chle jao to sala pura khandan dek leta hai.
Heart attack wali beizzati girl to boy: jannu koi aisi bat kaho, jismei dukh b ho or khushi b. . . . . . boy: you r so beautiful aunty ji.
Sunny loene at shooting - ufff kitni gharmi hai... aise lag raha hai kissi bade fan ke niche jaake so jaau !!! . . . . . . . me : mam, main aapka bahut bada fan hu...!!
A nun and a priest were crossing the sahara desert on a camel. on the third day out the camel suddenly dropped dead without warning. after dusting themselves off, the nun and the priest surveyed their situation. after a long period of silence, the priest spoke. "well sister, this looks pretty grim." "i know, father." "in fact, i don't think it likely that we can survive more than a day or two." "i agree." "sister, since we are unlikely to make it out of here alive, would you do something for me?" "anything father." "i have never seen a woman's breasts and i was wondering if i might see yours." "well, under the circumstances i don't see that it would do any harm." the nun opened her habit and the priest enjoyed the sight of her shapely breasts, commenting frequently on their beauty. "sister would you mind if i touched them?" she consented and he fondled them for several minutes. "father, could i ask something of you?" "yes sister?" "i have never seen a man's penis. could i see yours?" "i supposed that would be ok," the priest replied lifting his robe. "oh father, may i touch it?" this time the priest consented and after a few minutes of fondling he was sporting a huge erection. "sister, you know that if i insert my penis in the right place, it can give life." "is that true father?" "yes it is, sister." "then why don't you stick it up that camel's ass and lets get the hell out of here."