Rat ko 12 baje ladki ne byfnd ko call kiya kaha mere ghar pe koi nhi he ladka uski ghar pe gya sach me koi nhi tha taala laga hua tha.:-p ;-)
Farhan & rancho scooty pe ghumne gaye achanak rancho ud gaya q? qki behti hava sa tha w0 udti patang sa tha w0 ab msg padhna bandh karo or kaha gaya use dhundo..
Zor se chali hawa udd gye aap wah wah zor se chali hawa udd gye aap fir? fir kya? ruk gayi hawa or gir gye aap common sense yaar :-)
Kyon mera dil dukhate ho? kyon mujhse har baat chupate ho? mera to dil hi tut gaya ye sunkar ki tum . . . vim bar se nahaate ho....!!!
W6y w0y w8yw9x nahi samajh aya? zara ulta karke dekho. . . . . . . . . . . . hahaha popat! *jab sidha samaj nhi aya to ulta kya ghanta samajh aayega.
Sardarji creates new email id: . . . . . . . . [email protected] hacker dies virus cries google shocks computer blocks once again sardar rocks...!!!
Suhaag raat thi, saas ne darwaza knock kiya, dulhan bhag k chup ne lagi, dulha darti kyon ho maa hai dulhan-oh! mujhe laga aaj fir police ki raid pad gai.
Santa: oye tu ladki dekh aaya? kaisi he? tom:rang se kali he aur kaan se kam sunti he santa:zara english me kaho tom: "black-behrry he,
छात्र :- सर राष्ट्र गान औरराष्ट्र पशु दोनों एक साथ आये तोखड़ा रहना है या भागना है?सर ने इस्तीफा दे दिया!
Tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. wah wah tum jo aaye jindagi me bat ban gai. wah wah patti dali dudh me chai ban gai.
Girl: aj ammi ne mujhe tumhare sath bike per jaty dekh liya boy: shit yar phir kya hua? girl: rikshay ke paisay wapis le liye humari bohat he sakht family hai