लड़की: जानू मुझे कुछ पैसों की ज़रूरत है। लड़का: हाँ बोलो बेबी कितने चाहिये 500 या 1000? लड़की: नहीं जानू बस 100। लड़का मन ही मन आप छा गए मोदी जी।
10 doctors, 5 engineers aur 1 sardar helicopter ki rassi pe latke hue the. pilot: weight zyadaa hai, 1 aadmi ko rassi choddni padegi! sardar: ye qurbani mein dunga kyunki mein sardar hu! bajao taaliyaan! sabhi doctors aur engineers taaliyaan bajaane lage! weight khud hi kam ho gaya! moral: doctor. bano ya engineer, sardar toh aakhir sardar hi hota hai. ‘bole so nihaaaaal….’
Salman khan has decided to make five sequels of his highly waited movie kick and will b named as----------------》 .. .. .. .. 1》 break 2》accelerator 3》tyre 4》clutch 5》tubeless tyre
What is wife? fauji: sare dusman hum se darte hai aur hum biwi se. mochi: me juto ki mrammat karta hu aur biwi meri . teacher: me school me lecture deta hu aur ghar me biwi se sunta hu. officer: me office me boss hu aur gahr me nokar. judge: me court me faisle sunata.. hu aur ghar me khud insaf ka talabgar. {faisla aap ke hath me hai.. kuware raho khush raho no wife easy life} jo shadi kar chuke hai vo sabar kare, jin ki nahi hui woh shukr karein!! :d
Santa was busy removing a wheel from his auto. a man asks santa why are you removing a wheel from your auto. santa : cant you read the board. parking is only for 2 wheeler.
आज के जमाने में सयाना बंदा वही है, जो हॉटेल में बिल देने के वक्त हाथ धोने चला जाये… . . . . और वापिस आकर बोले, “अरे में दे देता…”
A man got a call from unknown number.. girl: hi, r u single? man: yes, but who r u? ans: your wife.. aaj ghar aana tab bataoogi. another call from unknown number.. girl: r u married? man: yes, but who r u? girl: your girlfriend, u cheat.. man: sorry baby, i thought it was my wife.. ans: wife hi hoon kutte, aaj tu bas ghar aaja.
Foreveralone ladka : . . ladki ne aaj baat ki mujh se first time in real , wo scooty pe thi aur mein bike pe . usne mujhse kaha "samne dekh ke chala na chutiye"
Bihari aurat cheque cash karane gai.. clerk: sign kro. aurat: kaise? clerk: pati ko jaise chithi ke end me likhti ho. aurat ne likha.. “tohaar chumaa ki pyasi bijli” :mrgreen:
Girl to baba: if i kiss a boy to kya hoga? baba: narak mein jaogi sidhe? girl: acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh? baba: chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai.
Doctor: kya takleef hai.. ?? pappu: seenay me bohot dard ho raha hai.. doctor: cigrette peety ho..?? pappu: han par “gold flake” hi mangwana..