Winter joke 3 bachy apne apne shaher ki sardi pe bahas kar rahe the. 1st: humare yahan itni sardi prti hai k jb hum subah nal kholte hain to pani ki jagah baraf nikalti hai. 2nd: bus itni..!humare yahan to itni sardi parti hai ki hum jo b baat karty hain wo jam jati hai phir hum use aag pr pighla k sunte hain. 3rd: bs itni si,kal hmare ghar mehman aye, un k jane k bd humen sofe pe 1 baraf ka gola para hua mila.jub hm ne use aag pe pighlaya to awaz aai poooooooon..
Wife ambulance ko 108 per call karti hai. operator: aapko kya samasya hai? wife: mere pair ki ungli coffee table se takra gayi hai. operator: haste hue aur iske liye aap ambulance bulana chahati hain. wife: nahi, ambulance to mere pati ke liye hai, use hasna nahi chahiye tha naa..
Kehte hai dil se aankhe band karo to life me jisko pyaar kiya uski tasveer dikhti hai.... toh maine bhi try kiya, slideshow chalu ho gaya....
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life, as compared to men. why? a very intelligent man replied: women don't have a wife!
Drunk and driving nitin & manoj daaru pee k ghar ja rahe the. tabhi manoj chillya - nitin, deewar ...abe samne dekh deewar hai ....deewar... dhadaaaaam! they hit the wall. the next day in the hospital manoj asked nitin - harami thukwa diya na kab se keh raha tha deewar hai, deewar hai , deewar hai sale sun hi nahi raha tha tujhe 1 bar bhi khyal nahi aaya ki gharwale intzaar kar rahe honge gharwalo aur bachho per kya beetegi aur agar hum mar jate to gharwalo ka kya hota???? bol ab bolta kyu nahi kutte? ?? nitin karahte hue: - gaadi tu chala raha tha bevde..!!!
Ek ladke ki dukh bhari kahani “jhutha tha wo dost, jo kehta tha jaan bhi mango to de denge.” aaj wo apni girlfriend ko jaan kehta hai aur maango to aage se gaaliya sunata hai.
Ek aadmi ne apne dost se rote hue kaha aadmi: “aaj shaam tak 50,000 rupayon ka intzam nahi hua to is bejati se bachne ke liye mujhe zeher pina padega, kya tu meri madad kar sakta hai?” dost: “kya karoon? mere pass to ek boond bhi nahi hai“
Santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao banta:kyo? santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai
Modiji sabse pehle ek kaam kar dijiye... . . . . . net pack sasta karo. . . . . . . . . . . aapka kitna prachar kiya hamne.:d:d
लड़की पिज़्ज़ा खाते हुए.... रोमांटिक अंदाज़ में... boyfriend से बोली.. मुझे कुछ ऐसा कहो के... मेरा दिल जोर से धड़के... boyfriend- मेरे पास पैसे नहीं हैं..
Baba saxidas ke anusar ladko ki sachayi boys apni life mein sirf, ek baar mohabbat karte hai aur baqi mohabbatein, usko bhulane ke liye karte hai
A broken lover's emotional status on facebook: "agar wo meri nahi huyi to kisi aur ki bhi nahi hone doonga...!" 152 likes and 1 comment. friend's comment: "agar wo teri ho gayi to sab ki hone dega kya??!