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Long Hai Manzil

Long hai manzil, very far hai kinara
Fir why nahi aaya today sms tumhara
Forget gaye number or name hamaara
Ya fir you found someone, humse bhi pyara!

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25 Sep 2021    

The most hungry and sad moment:

The most hungry and sad moment
When you're sitting in the examination hall, feeling hungry
And then the invigilator is served hot "tea with samosas"

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25 Sep 2021    

Aaj Tum Par Aansuyon Ki Barsat Hogi

Aaj tum par aansuyon ki barsat hogi
Fir wahi kadakti kali raat hogi
Yaad na kar ke tumne dil dukhaya hai mera
Ja tere badan mein khujali sari raat hogi

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29 Jun 2021    

Teri Yaad Mein Humne Kalam Uthaayi

Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
Liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
Socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
Magar wo toh bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi

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29 Jun 2021    

Na Jaane Wo Humse Kya Chhupati Thi

Na jaane wo humse kya chhupati thi
Kuch tha zaroor uske payyare se hontho pe
Magar na jaane kyon humse sharmati thi
Jab munh khulwaya tab jakar maloom huya
Saali chup-chup paan masala chabati thi

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29 Jun 2021    

Baarish Hue Bheeg Gaye Hum

Baarish hue bheeg gaye hum
Baarish hue bheeg gaye hum
Rajinikanth ne phuk maari
Aur fir kya - sukh gaye hum

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29 Jun 2021    
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