Admin Banna Koi Aasan Kaam Nahi, Usko Bhi Muskura Kar Jawab Dena Padta Hai Jiska Munh Todne Ka Dil Kar Raha Ho!

50+ is a very confusing age for guys...
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Ab Ladki Bhi Pasand Aati Hai Aur Uski Maa Bhi!

Ghar Walo Ke Bhi Alag Chonchle Hai... Seedhe Bewakuf Nahi Bolte, Kehte Hain...
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Bhola Reh Gaya, Hamara Bachha!

How people motivate you in India?







"Kya Hua Fatt Gayi"!

Hum Indians Sabko Respectfully Bulaate Hain.
Yahan Tak Ki Emoticons Ko Bhi Emoji Bulaate Hain!

I think girls with Thakur surname get the coolest marriage proposals.
"Yeh Haath Humein De De, Thakur"!

Yamraj: Marne Se Pehle Koi Aakhiri Khwahish?
Desi: Haan Bas Ek Cup Adrak Wali Chai Mil Jati To Maza Aa Jaata!

Examiner: Beta Cheat Mat Karo.
Peeche Se Girlfriend: Mujhe Toh Ispe Pehle Se Hi Shak Tha!

Wife: Main Tumhari Yaad Mein 15 Din Mein Hi Aadhi Ho Gayi Hun, Mujhe Lene Kab Aa Rahe Ho?
Husband: 15 Din Aur Ruk Jao!

M: Meri
A: Aatma
T: Tujhe
H: Hamesha
S: Satayegi

Weather Rainy Hona Chahiye, Sunny Toh Leone Bhi Hai...
Ladkiyaaan Sexy Honi Chahiye, Sushil To Shinde Bhi Hai...
Baal Majboot Aur Ghane Hone Chaiye, Mulayam Toh Yadav Bhi Hai...
Ladki Caring Honi Chahiye, Darling Toh Bobby Bhi Hai!

Effects of break-up:
It's just a matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes 'Jaanwar';
And ' Cutie' becomes 'Kutti'!