Jito: Kal Raat Tum Mujhe Nind Men Galiyan Kyon De Rahe The? Santa: Tumhe Galtahami Hui Hai Jito: Kaisi Galtahami? Santa: Yahi Ki Main Nind Men Tha
Santa: Maine Ek Aisi Chij Ka Pata Lagaya Hai Jisse Divar Ke Aar-Par Dekha Ja Sakta Hai Banta: Kya? Santa: Surakh
Santa: Aaj Tumhari Kaun Si Saalgirah Hai? Garlfrend: Bisavin Santa: Lekin Pichhle Saal Bhi To Tumne Bisvin Salgirah Hi Manai Thi Na? Garlfrend: Ha Bilkul Main Un Ladkiyon Men Se Nahin Hu Jo Aaj Kuchh Kahati Hain Aur Kal Kuch
Jito: Agar Main Kho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge? Santa: Main Akhbaar Me Khabar Chharwaunga Jito: Kya Likhoge? Santa: Jisko Mile Uski
Santa Naukar Se Bola: Jara Dekh To Suraj Nikala Hai Ya Nahin? Naukar: Bahar To Andhera Hai Santa: To Torch Jalakar Dekh Le Kamchor
Santa: Yaar Tune To Kaha Tha Ki Yahan Ghutne Tak Pani Hai Lekin Main To Dubne Wala Tha? Banta: Baat Ye Hai Ki Main Bhi Yaha Naya Hu Maine Subah Batkhon Ko Yaha Tairte Dekha Tha Unke To Ghutne Tak Hi Pani Tha