Prito: Agar Main Kisi Javan Ladke Ko Kiss Karu To Kya Hoga? Baba: Narak Men Jaogi! Prito: Achchha Agar Main Aap Ko Kiss Karu To? Baba: Chalak Aurat Swarg Men Jana Chahati Hai!
Prito: Ye Tumhen Kya Sujha Ki Tumne Kutta Paal Liya? Jito: Taki Logon Ko Pata N Chal Sake Ki Kaun Bhaunk Raha Hai!
Har Aadmi Ka Sapna: 7 Ankon Men Selari 6 Ankon Men Bachat 5 Bedroom Ka Ghar 4 Pahiyon Ki Gadi Hafte Ki Chhuttiyan 2 Pyare Bachche Aur 1 Gungi Bivi!
Patni Kya Hai? Patni Mandir Ke Prasad Ke Jaisi Hoti Hai! Jisme Chahte Huye Bhi Koi Nuks Nahin Nikal Sakte! Shraddha Aur Majburi Ke Sath Chupchap Swikar Karo!
Doctor Aadhi Raat Ko Utha Aur Bivi Se: Main Hospital Jaane Laga Hu Fon Aaya Hai Emergency Hai! . .. ... Bivi: Kisi Ko To Apni Maut Marne Do!
Dulha: Maulavi Sahab Aapki Fees? Maulavi: Bivi Ki Khubsurti Ke Mutabik De Do! Dulha 10 Rupae Dekar Jane Laga Aur Achanak Hawa Se Dulhan Ka Ghunghat Utha... Maulavi: Miyan Baki Paise To Le Lo!
Jo Pati Apni Patni Se Darte Hain Vo Sidhe Swarg Men Jate Hain Aur Jo Nahi Darte Unke Liye To Dharti Par Hi Swarg Hai!
Patni: Meri Tabiyat Thik Nahi Hai; Pati: Are Main To Soch Raha Tha Ki Kahin Bahar Chalte Hain Dinner Ke Liye; Patni: Are Main To Majak Kar Rahi Thi; Pati: Main Bhi! Chal Uth Roti Bana ....Shabas!
Dimag Body Ka Sabse Aham Hissa Hota Hai Ye 24 Ghante Chalu Rahta Hai! Ye Hamare Janm Se Lekar Us Vakt Tak Kaam Karta Hai; Jab Tak Ki Hamari Shadi Nahi Ho Jati!
Ek Mahila Ka Apaharan Ho Gaya: Apaharankarta Ne Uski Ek Ungli Kati Aur Uske Pati Ko Bhej Di Aur Dhamki Ke Sath Sandesh Bheja Paise Bhej Paise! Pati Ne Jawab Bhijwaya: Mujhe Aur Pukhta Sabut Chahiye Khopadi Bhej Khopadi!
Pati: Hipnotis Karna Kya Hota Hai? Patni: Kisi Ko Apne Control Men Karke Apni Marji Ke Kaam Karvaana! Pati: Chal Jhuthi! Use To Shadi Kahte Hain!
Jo Banda 9 Baje Fesbuk Band Kar Deta Hai Magar Aaj Abhi Bhi Baitha Ho To Iska Matlab Saaf Hai Ki; . .. ... Uski Biwi Mayke Gai Hai!