Teacher: what is the opposite of valentine? pappu: quarantine. teacher: how? pappu: valentine brings two people closer and quarantine keeps them apart!
Teacher: tomorrow there will be a class on sun. everyone must attend it. pappu: no sir, i will not be able to attend it. teacher: why? pappu: my mother will not allow me to go so far!
Teacher: pappu, what do you want to be when you grow up? pappu: a good professional manager. teacher: good. but you must start working towards it. pappu: ma'm, i already have... by studying late for exams as it teaches me to manage time and tackle emergencies!
Teacher: what is the opposite of valentine? pappu: quarantine. teacher: how? pappu: valentine brings two people closer and quarantine keeps them apart!
Teacher catches pappu for copying: teacher: leave your paper and get out. we will not consider anything you say. pappu: nice boobs!
Teacher: explain sex without any bad words. pappu: it is an entry of poland and holland in between thailand. when man and woman both are in nagaland to create new zealand!
Teacher: what is the difference between 'science' and 'art'? pappu: there is no medicine for corona, as of now, that is science. hospitals are charging lakhs for the treatment of corona even though there is no medicine. this is an art!
Girl: can you buy me glasses, my eyesight is getting weak. pappu: look above what is that? girl: sun. pappu: you can see the sun which is so far away from here. how more far do you wanna see?
Teacher: what is history? pappu: the process of becoming almost dead by reading the stories of the dead people is called history!