Jito: Suno Ji Mere Mobile Par Kisi Ne I Lov U (I Love You) Ka Bheja Hai Santa: Aise Maisej Swikar Nahin Karne Chahiye Vapas Bhej Do Kamine Ko
Jito: Batao Main Tumhen Kitni Achchi Lagti Ho? Santa: Bahut Jyada Achchi Lagti Ho Jito: Fir Bhi Kitni? Santa: Itni Ki Dil Chahta Hai Ki Tumhari Jaisi Ek Aur Le Aaun
Santa Ke Daant Me Keeda Lag Gaya To Vo Doctor Ke Paas Gaya To Doctor Bola "4 Din Subah-Sham Chay Ke Sath Biskut Lo Aur Panchave Din Sirf Chay Piyo To Kida Jarur Nikal Jayega Santa Ne 4 Din Chay Ke Sath Biskut Khaye Aur Panchave Din Sirf Chay Pi Keeda Bahar Nikala Aur Bola "Aaj Biskut Nahin Hai Kya?"
Ladaki Chhote Kapde Pahankar Ofis Gai To Usne Santa Se Puchha "Main Javan Lag Rahi Hu N"? Santa: Ye Bhi Utar De Pagli Navjaat Lagegi
Santa Apni Bivi Ke Ofis Men Gaya To Usane Dekha Ki Vah Apne Boss Ki God Men Baithi Hai Santa: Chal Jito Ghar Chal Aisi Jagah Kam Nahi Karna Jahan Staff Ke Baithane Ke Liye Kursi Bhi N Ho
Banta: Yaar Aaj Meri Tabiyat Thik Nahin Hai Har Chij Dabal (Double) Najar A Rahi Hai Santa: 1000 Rupaye Ka Not De Ke "Ye Lo Vo 2000 Jo Pichhle Hafte Maine Udhar Liye The"