Santa Ke Ghar Men Chor A Gaya Jaise Hi Santa Ne Chor Ko Dekha To Chor Bhagane Laga Santa Bhi Pichhe Pichhe Bhaga Aur Chor Se Aage Nikal Gaya Santa Ne Kaha "Ek To Chori Upar Se Mere Sath Daud"
Banta: Tumhe "Tom Aur Jairi" Ke Sabse Majedar Chij Kya Lagti Hai? Santa: Pura Din Nange Ghumenge; Aur Jab Nahane Ke Liye Jayenge To Sviming Sut Pahan Ke Jayenge
Santa Ne Pan Kharid Kar Jito Ko Khane Ke Liye De Diya Jito: Aapne Apne Liye Kyon Nahin Liya? Santa: Main Iske Bina Bhi Khamosh Rah Sakta Hu
Santa Ek Baar Jagjit Singh Ka Gana Sun Raha Tha Jiske Bol The "Ye Daulat Bhi Le Lo Ye Shohrat Bhi Le Lo"A Santa Achanak Khada Hokar Bola "Main To Aap Se Bhi Jyada Pareshan Hu Meri To Aurat Bhi Le Lo
Banta: Ladaki Aur "Es Em Es" (SMS) Men Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: Jab Tak Upar Se Niche Tak Dekh N Lo Chain Hi Nahin Padata
Santa Aur Banta Sharab Pikar Cricket Mach Dekh Rahe The Aur Tabhi Yuvraj Ne Sixer Mara Santa Bola "Are Wah Kya Gol Maara Hai"A Banta: Are Gol Isamen Nahin Cricket Mach Men Hota Hai