Banta: Shadi Ke Baad Aur Pahle Ki Bivi Men Kya Antar Hai? Santa: Shadi Ke Feroon Men Ladki Kahti Hai "Suno Ji Aaj Se Aapke Bina Main Nahin Aur Mere Bina Aap Nahin"A Banta: Aur Shaadi Ke Kuch Saal Baad? Santa: Bivi Kahti Hai "Kutte Ruk Ja Aaj Ya To Tu Nahin Ya Main Nahin
Santabanta Ke Ghar Par Nashta Karne Ke Liye Gaya Hua Tha Banta: Tujhe Anda Bana Do? . .. ... Santa: Nahin Main 'Insan' Hi Thik Ho
Santa: Jo Pati Apni Patniyaan Se Darte Hain Wo Swarg Jate Hain Banta: Aur Jo Nahin Darte? Santa: Unke Liye Dharti Hi Swarg Ke Saman Hai
Santa: Itni Mahangai Ke Daur Men Paranthe Par Itna Ghi Kya Ho Gaya Hai Tumhen? Naukar: Maaf Kijiye Sahab Galti Se Maine Apna Parantha Aapko De Diya
Banta: Ye Aurten Sharab Se Itani Nafarat Kyon Karti Hain? Santa: Kyonki Isko Pine Ke Baad Unke Chuhe Jaise Pati Sheron Jaise Bartav Karne Lagte Hain
Santa: Ghar Men Mera Hi Hukum Chalta Hai Banta: Vo Kaise? Santa: Main Kahta Hu Ki Garam Pani Le Aao Wo Garam Pani Le Aati Hai Banta: Garam Pani Hi Kyon? Santa: Garam Pani Se Bartan Achchhe Dhulte Hain