Bos Ne Santa Se Sinema Ke 2 Corner Ticket Lane Ke Liye Kaha! Santa 2 Corner Ticket Kharid Kar Laya A-1 Aur A-40!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Kya Aap Meri Sharaab Chhuda Sakte Hain? Doctor: Ha Ha Kyon Nahin! Santa: To Thik Hai Pulis Ne Meri 200 Botal Sharab Pakad Li Hain Aap Jaldi Se Use Chhuda Dijie!
Santa : Log Puchhte Hain Kya Yah Sarkar Giregi? Banta : Tumhare Kya Khyal Hai? Santa: Main Puchta Hu Ki Aur Kitna Giregi?
Jito: Main Marne Ja Rahi Hu! Santa: Ye Lo "Cadbary Deri Milk" Choclate! Jito: Kyon? Santa: Khushi Ke Mauke Par Kuch Mitha Ho Jaye!
Banta: Yaar Tu Itna Sahma-Sahma Kyon Hai? Santa: Mere Ko Kal Raat Ek Trak Ne Piche Se Takkar Maar Di! Banta: Lekin Jo Hona Tha Vah Ho Gaya Par Tu Abhi Tak Itna Dara Hua Kyon Hain? Santa: Yaar Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Fir Milenge"!
Jito: Kyon Ji Jab Main Moti Ho Jaungi Tab Bhi Aap Mujhe Itna Hi Pyaar Karoge? Santa: Nahin Jito: Aapne To Shaadi Se Pahle Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ki Bahut Kasmen Khayi Thi Kya Hua Unka? Santa: Maine Sukh-Duhkh Men Sath Dene Ka Vada Kiya Tha Mote-Patle Men Nahin