College Ke Pahle Din Santa Ek Ladki Se "Tumhara Naam Kya Hai?" Ladki: Mujhe Sab Didi Kahte Hain! Santa: Kya Baat Hai Mujhe Sab Jija Ji Kahte Hain!
Jito: Kyon Ji Roj Subah Mere Chehare Pe Pani Kyon Dalte Ho? Santa: A Tere Baap Ne Hi To Kaha Tha Ki Meri Beti 'Full' Ki Tarhen Hai Ise Murjhaane Mat Dena!
Santa Aur Jeeto Men Ladai Ho Gayi Aur Santa Ghar Se Chala Gaya! Jab Raat Hui Santa Ne Ghar Par Fhon Kiya "Khane Men Kya Hai?" Jito: Jahar! Santa: Main Der Se Aaunga Tum Khakar So Jana!
Santa: Doctor Sahab Mujhe Ek Taklif Hai! Doctor: Kya? Santa: Baat Karte Vakt Mujhe Aadmi Dikhai Nahin Deta! Doctor: Aisa Kab Hota Hai? Santa: Jab Main Phon Par Baat Karta Hu!
Santa: Kya Baat Hai Beta; Aaj Kal Badi Tension Men Rahate Ho? Pappu: Papa Aapko Nahin Bata Sakta! Santa: Dekho Beta Mujhe Apna Dost Samjho Aur Apane Dil Ki Baat Bolo! Pappu: Kya Batau Yaar "Teri Bhabhi Naraj Ho Gayi Hai Mujhse"!
Santa: Tere Baap Ko Ungali Karne Ki Aadat Gai Nahin? Jito: Kyon Ab Kya Hua? Santa: Aaj Fir Se Puch Raha Tha "Meri Beti Se Shadi Karke Khush Ho N?"