Santa: I have dropped 4 kilos in 3 months just from not drinking beer. Banta: Has it been tough, to cut out beer? Santa: Not really, I just replaced it with Vodka!
Shaadi Ki Raat Santa Ko Samjh Nahin Aaya Ki Baat Shuru Kaise Ki Jaaye. Aadha Ghanta Beet Gaya Kamre Mein Sannata...Thoda Khansne Ke Baad Santa Apni Patni Se Bola, 'Aapke Ghar Walon Ko Pata Hai Ki Aap Aaj Yahin Rukengi...'
Banta: Dukh Hamesha Saath Rehta Hai, Magar Khushi Aati-Jati Rehti Hai. Please explain in english. Santa: My wife is with me, but her sister visits occasionally!!!
Doctor: Agar Mareez Ko Ek Ghanta Pehle Le Aate Toh Hum Isse Bacha Lete... Santa: Saale Aadhe Ghante Pehle Toh Accident Hua, Ek Ghanta Pehle Kya Jabardasti Laate
Santa: Bhaiya Pyaaz Dena Sabjiwala: Babu Ji, Bag Laaye Ho? Santa: Kyun Tere Paas Polythene Nahin Hai Kya? Sabjiwala: Paise Wale Bag Ki Baat Kar Raha Hu
Doctor: Bachche Ko Paani Dene Se Pehle Ubaal Lena Chahiye!! Santa: Lekin Doctor Saab Ubaalne Se Bacha Marr Toh Nahin Jayega??