Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu? Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were. Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!
Santa: This restaurant I went to last night is like a Moon. Banta: Is it so exorbitant? Santa: No, it's cheap. But it has no atmosphere!
Santa went to a restaurant in China. Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad. Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!
Santa: Darling Tum Khubsurat Hoti Ja Rahi Ho Jeeto: Tumne Kaise Jaana? Santa: Tumhe Dekh Ke Toh Ab Rotiyan Bhi Jalne Lagi Hai.
Banta: How the word 'Wife' was invented? Santa: They took the first two and last two letters of 'Wildlife'!