Jeeto: You have changed after marriage. Santa: I had told you before marriage that I'm not interested in married women!
Banta: 14th February Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Girlfriend Hai? Banta: Nahi Toh! Santa: To Phir Hanuman Jayanti Hai! Happy Valentine's Day!
Banta: A girl said, "I love you" to me. Santa: What did you say? Banta: I said, we are so similar. Even "I love me"!
Santa: I need salary increment. 3 other companies are after me. Boss: Really, which 3? Santa: Electricity, Mobile and Credit Card!
Santa: I gifted my wife a diamond necklace on her birthday and she didn't speak to me for 6 months. Banta: Why? Was the necklace fake? Santa: Nooooo! That was the deal!
Santa: I'm on a new diet. I only eat food that swims. Banta: That sounds great. Fish is very healthy for you. Santa: Yuck, forget fish! Do you realise how much trouble I'm having teaching a hen to dog-paddle!