Banta: Why women can not drive well? Santa: Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them!
Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters I don't care about anything, I just do 'Nagin Dance'!
Shaadi Mein DJ Ne Announce Kiya: Jisko Dance Nahi Karna, Woh Jaake Apni Bhains Charaye. Santa (Apni Wife Jeeto Se): Chalo Darling, Khana Khate Hein!
Banta: What is a wedding tragedy? Santa: To marry a woman for love, and then find out she has no money.
Banta: Why is Santa Claus always a man? Santa: Because no woman will wear the same dress year after year!