Banta: Someone told me that Cable TV is not good for kids. They don't study at all. So I got it uninstalled. Santa: That's a smart thing to do. Banta: Thanks. Now I have got a Dish installed instead!
Banta asks Santa: Why did you run away from operation table. Santa: The nurse was repeatingly saying - don't get nervous, don't be afraid. This is a minor operation. Banta: So what was wrong in it? Santa: She was not speaking to me but to the surgeon!
Santa to Banta: What's the easiest way to kill a lion? Banta thinks and thinks hard and comes to a conclusion: I'll drink poison and let lion eat me!
Jeeto (as husband is leaving): Dear, will you remember to bring home something for the rats this evening? Santa: Something for the rats? Certainly not! If the rats can't eat what we have in the house, let them leave!
Pappu: Do you know, Dad, my Sunday school teacher says that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her. Santa: Why single out Africa?
Banta: Does your wife believe in Karwa Chauth fast? Santa: Yes, she sure does. In fact, she loves to fast. Banta (confused): Considering her girth, It's hard to believe. Santa: Trust me. That's all because of fast food like... pizza, burgers and fries! Happy Karwa Chauth!