Santa: I will admit I am wrong if you will admit I am right. Jeeto: I agree! you go first. Santa : Ok, I am wrong. Jeeto(with a twinkle in her eye): You are right!
Santa: There are so many beautiful girls in my office. Banta: Wow! You lucky dog. Santa: Hardly. Banta: Why? Santa: They're all like "read only" files!
Santa is taken to court on the charge of drunken driving. The judge says, "You've been brought here for drinking." Santa: Great. Let's get started!
Doctor: Have you ever fallen asleep while driving? Santa: Not that I remember, but I have woken up driving several times!
Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, "Apke Paas Paryapt Balance Nahi Hai". Santa: Bas Janeman Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai, Itna Hi Kaafi Hai!
Santa went to a public toilet and got out after 1 hour. The sweeper asked for 20 rupees. Santa: Saale Bathroom mein baithta tha, CYBER CAFE mein nahi!