Banta: Why did you beat your wife so much? Santa: The ayurved told me to "beat properly" before administering the medicine to her!
Santa: Dude, you were so drunk last night at the party. Banta: No I wasn't. Santa: O ya, you called a taxi to take you home. Banta: I didn't want to get a ticket for being drunk and driving. Santa: The party was at your house!
Santa: Wives are like microwaves. Banta: You mean they're hazardous? Santa: Yes they are; and they cook our food!
Santa: I had a few good days over the past one week. Banta: That's nice. Any special reason for it? Santa: My wife gave me a bouquet full of roses on Rose Day. She gave me so many chocolates on Chocolate Day and I also got a hug and a cute teddy. Now I am eagerly awaiting for Women's Day! Happy Valentine's Day!
Police: Knock Knock! Santa: Who's there? Police: Police! Open the door, we only need to talk. Santa: How many are you? Police: We are three. Santa: So why don't you just talk to each other, Bufoons?