Man in lake: Help! Help! I can't swim! Drunk Santa on the park bench: So what? Even I can't play the harmonium, but I'm not shouting about it!
Santa: My wife thinks I'm too nosey... Banta: What makes you infer so? Santa: At least, that's what she wrote in her diary!
Santa: I got into trouble with my wife again... Banta: How? Santa: She came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number!
Banta: Why did you go upstairs when the party is the lawns? Santa: I overheard that the drinks are on the house!
Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle. Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape? Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!
Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour. Banta: Tell me the bad news first!