Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles. Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!
Santa: I live with 'Fear' every day. Banta: Is it that bad? Santa: It is - but sometimes 'She' allows me to go to the bar!
In an African Safari, a Lion suddenly pounced on Santa's wife. Jeeto: Shoot him! Santa: Just a second, let me change the battery of my camera.
Santa: My wife can't stop eating chips. Banta: What's wrong with it? Santa: You don't understand. It makes her a liability at the casino!