Santa: My wife told me that I should learn to embrace my mistakes. Banta: So what did you do? Santa: I cried and hugged her!
Santa: I clearly had the right of way when this man ran into me, and yet you say I was to blame. Local officer: You certainly were. Santa: Why? Local Officer: Because his father is an MLA, his brother is an SP and I am going around with his sister!
Santa: May I have some stationery? Hotel Receptionist (haughtily): Are you a guest of the house? Santa: Hell, no. I am paying 3000 Rupees a day!
Jeeto: Why do you wear specs whenever I come come? Santa: The doctor told me to wear them whenever I see signs of headache!
Banta: If a tiger attacks your mother-in-law and your wife at the same time, whom would you save? Santa: Of course, the tiger. Banta: But why? Santa: Very few are left!