Santa to his doctor, "My wife has lost her voice. How can I help her get it back?" Doctor: Try coming home at three o'clock in the morning!
Celebrating their sliver wedding anniversary , Jeeto turned to Santa and said, "Will you still love me when my hair has gone grey?' Santa: Why not? Haven't I loved you through six other shades!
Santa: Exercise must be good. Banta: What makes you say so? Santa: My wife's tongue has never been sick a day in her life!
Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand. Banta: That's a thing of concern. Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!