Immediately after his annual examination, Santa with a multitude of problems asked anxiously, "Doctor, how do I stand?" "That's what puzzles me!" replied the doctor.
Santa: The man who invented the clock was a genius. Banta: Why? Santa: I mean, how did he know that what time it was!
Customer: You told me this car was rust-free. Santa: Well, we didn't charge you extra for the rust, Did we?
In a bus, Santa asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him, "You have applied a nice perfume. Which one is it? I want to give it to my wife". Lady: Don't give it to her. Some useless men will find an excuse to talk to her!