Santa: Mainne Apane Bete Ka Naam Amerika Rakh Diya Banta: Wo Kyon? Santa: Kyonki Main Duniya Ko Batana Chahta Hu Ki Main Amerika Ka Baap Hu
Santa: Mere Se Aaj Buhut Galti Ho Gayi. Banta: Kya Hua? Santa: Meri Saali Do Kutte Ke Pille Lekar Aayi Thi. Maine Usse Jeeto Ke Saamne Keh Diya - Ek 'Puppy' Mujhe De Do!
American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language? Santa: No, we call them 'Bee-Bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!
Santa: Why are you always at the bottom of your class? Pappu: It doesn't make any difference. They teach the same thing at both ends!
Pappu (calling father at office): Hello, who is this? Santa (recognizing son's voice): The smartest man in the world. Pappu: Pardon me, I got the wrong number!