Drunk Santa was driving and hit a policeman. The policeman died. As a good citizen, Santa decided to inform police. He called 100 and said, "Now You Are 99"!
Jeeto: The amount of whisky you drink, you have become an alcoholic. Santa: I don't drink alcohol, I drink distilled spirits. So I am not Alcoholic, I am Spiritual!
A man went into a bank and said to the cashier, "Will you check my balance?" Santa was also standing in the queue behind him and before the cashier could reply, Santa pushed him.
Santa: A friend of mine had an arguement with his wife so they decided to flip a coin to choose a name for their new son. Banta: So what exactly did they name him? Santa: Tails!
"Why didn't you deliver that message as instructed?" Santa asked his servant. Servant: I did the best I could, sir! Santa: The best you could! If I had known I was going to send a donkey, I would have gone myself!