Banta: Parivartan Ki Kya Paribhasha Hai? Santa (Shayrana Andaz Men): Jo Kabhi Badalon Ki Garaj Se Dar Kar Lipat Jaati Thi Mujhse Aaj Vah Khud Badalon Se Bhi Jyada Garjati Hai ~ Patniyon Ko Samarpit
Jito: Ji Aapko Mujhme Kya Achcha Lagta Hai Meri Samajhdari Ya Meri Beauty? Santa: Mujhe To Ye Tumhari Majak Karne Ki Aadat Bahut Achchi Lagti Hai
Jito: Pichhali Baar Aapne Mere Janmdin Par Lohe Ka Palang Banvaya Tha Is Bar Kya Irada Hai? Santa: Soch Raha Hu Iss Bar Usmen Karant Chhod Do
Banta: 14 Farvari Ko Kya Hai? Santa: Tere Paas Bivi Hai Ya Garlfrend? Banta: Bivi Santa: To Fir 'Mahavir Jayanti' Hai
Pappu: Ye Sadhu Bhai Ka Kaun Sa Rishta Hai? Santa: Jab Do Anjaan Vyakti Ek Hi Kampani Dvara Thage Jaate Hain To Aapas Men Sadhu Bhai Kahlate Hain