Armi Traning Afsar: Ye Hath Men Kya Hai? Banta: Sar Banduk Hai....! Afsar: Ye Banduk Nahin! Tumhari Izzat Hai Shaan Hai Ye Tumhari Maa Hai Maa!! Afsar: Santa Ye Hath Men Kya Hai? Santa: Sar Ye Banta Ki Maa Hai Uski Ijjat Hai Uski Shan Hai Aur Hamari Mausi Hai Mausi...! Sar Behosh
Santa: Bill Le Aao! Water: Ye Lijiye Aur Sar Tip? Santa: Kya? Water: Tip Do Na Sar! Santa: Ladki Ke Chakkar Me Mat Padna Bhai Bahut Pange Hain!
Jito: Suno Ji Bahubali Achchhi Hai Dekh Lo Santa Mobile Chalata Hua Bahar Gailari Men Chala Gaya Jito: Chupchap Andar A Jaao Maine Bahubali Bola Hai Baajuwali Nahi
Banta: Bhai Bakre Ki Jindagi Badhiya Hai Santa: Vo Kaise? Banta: Are Ek Baar Kat Gaya Aur Kissa Khatm Santa: Kya Hua Bhabhi Vapas A Gayi Kya?
Banta: Yaar Santa Agar Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Kya Hai? Santa: Pyar Balidan Hai To Shadi Aatm-Balidan Hai
Santa: Chaku Kyon Ubal Rahe Ho? Banta: Khudkushi Karne Ke Liye Santa: Magar Ise Ubalane Ki Kya Jarurat? Banta: Mujhe Kahin Infection Ho Gaya To?