Santa Apni Bimari Ki Vajah Se Doctor Ke Paas Gaya Doctor: Aapki Bimari Ki Sahi Vajah Meri Samajh Men Nahin A Rahi Ho Sakta Hai Daru Pine Ki Vajah Se Aisa Ho Raha Ho Santa: Koi Baat Nahin Doctor Sahab Jab Aapki Utar Jayegi To Main Dobara A Jaunga
Santa Ka Boss: Kal Jab Excident Hua To Tum Kya Nashe Me The? Santa: Nahin Sar Bos: To Shaam Ko 5 Baje Tum Andhe Ho Jate Ho Jo Meri Gadi Thok Ke Mujhe Hi Nahi Pahchana?
Santa Ke Ghar Pulis I Aur Darwaja Khatkhataya Santa: Kaun Hai? Pulis Wale: Ham Pulis Wale Hain Darwaja Kholo Santa: Kyon Kholun? Pulis Wale: Kuch Baat Karni Hai Santa: Tum Kitne Log Ho Pulis Wale: Ham 3 Log Hain Santa: To Salon Apas Men Bat Kar Lo Mere Paas Time Nahin Hai
Banta: Yaar Santa Aisi Kaun Si Chij Hai Jo Tumhare Aakhon Ke Samne Hain Fir Bhi Pahunch Se Door Hai? Santa: Yaar Vo Hamari 'Padosan'a
Santa: Yaar Kal Raat Ghar Der Se Pahuncha Bail Bajai Par Bivi Ne Darvaja Hi Nahi Khola Puri Raat Sadak Par Gujari Banta: Fir Subah Bivi Ki Khabar Li Ki Nahi? Santa: Nahi Yaar Subah Yaad Aaya Bivi To Maayke Gai Hai Aur Chabi To Jeb Men Thi
Banta: Yaar Ye Bivi Boss Aur Modi Me Kya Samanta Hai? Santa: O Yaar Tino Apne Man Ki Baat Karte Hain Lekin Hamare Man Ki Sunte Nahin