Doctor: Aapka Vajan Kitna Hai? Santa: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kilo Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme Ke? Santa: Vo Chashme Ke Bina To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahin
Santa Raat Ko Sharab Men Tunnnn Hokar Ghar Pahuncha Jito: Pike Aaya Hai? Santa: Nahin Abhi To Sirf Poster Aaya Hai Film Disambar Men Aag
Jito: Are Aap Itni Tej Bike Mat Chalao Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Santa: Are Agar Tujhe Bhi Dar Lag Raha Hai To Tu Bhi Meri Tarah Aakhe Band Kar Le
Banta: Are Bhai Kya Hua? Itne Mayus Kyon Ho? Santa: Kya Batau Main To Barbad Ho Gaya Banta: Kyon Kya Hua? Santa: Mere Dade Ko Punarjanm Men Vishvas Tha Kambakht Apni Jaaydaad Apne Hi Naam Kar Gaye
Santa Apne Bete Pappu Ke Skool Gaya Santa (Pappu Ki Techer Se): Mera Beta Padhai Men Kaisa Hai? Techer: Bas Ye Samajh Lo Ki Aryabhatt Ne Shunya Ki Khoj Iske Liye Hi Ki Thi Santa: Are Aakhir Beta Kiska Hai!
Ek Baar Santa Ki Tang Ki Haddi Tut Gayi Vo Aspatal Gaya To Vahan Usane Dekha Ki Ek Aadmi Ki Donon Tagon Ki Haddiyan Tuti Hui Thi Use Dekh Santa Bola "Are Aap Ki Kya Do Biviyan Hain"