Santa: Bina Aison Ke Insaan Ka Jina MuMakin Nahin Is Anmol Gais Ki Khoj 1773 Men Huee Thi Banta: To Fir San 1773 Ke Pahle Log Kaise Jite The?
Banta Santa Se: Mera Beta Class Me First Aaya Santa: Are Wah! Bahut Achchhe Kaise? Banta: Rajdhani Express Men
Jito(Gusse Men): Aapko Pata Hai Padosi Ke Ladake Ko Ganit Men 99 Ank Aa Hain Santa: 1 Ank Kahan Chala Gaya? Jito: Vah Hamara Ladaka Jo Le Aaya
Chor (Banduk Tante Hue Santa Se): Jindagi Chahte Ho To Apna Pers Mere Hawale Kar Do Santa: Yah Lo Chor: Kitne Murkh Ho Tum Meri Banduk Me To Goli Hi Nahi Thi Ha..Ha...Ha Santa: Aur Mere Pers Men Bhi Kahan Rupaye The Ho..Ho..Ho..A
Banta: Yaar Santa Hamare Yaha Jel Ko Hawalaat Kyon Kahate Hain? Santa: Kyonki Hamari Pulis Jel Men Khane Ke Liye Hawa Aur Laat Hi Deti Hai
Doctor: Aapki Bimari Ki Asal Vajah Meri Samajh Men Nahin A Rahi Ho Sakta Hai Daru Pine Ki Vajah Se Aisa Ho Raha Ho Santa: Koi Baat Nahin Doctor Sahab Jab Aapki Utar Jayegi Tab Main Dobara A Jaunga Chek-Up Ke Liye