Santa: Main Bas Men Chadhu Ya Bas Mujhpe Donon Men Kya Fark Hai? Banta: Koi Fark Nahin Hai Santa: Kyon? Banta: Kyonki Donon Bar Tikat Teri Hi Kategi
Banta: Aapka Ek Dant Blu Kyon Hai? Santa: Yar Maine Ink Lagai Hui Hai Banta (Hairan Hokar) Bola: Wo Kyon Ji? Santa: "Oye Khote Blututh (Bluetooth) Ka Jamana Hai"
Santa Shadi Men Khana Khane Gaya Aur Salad Ka Counter Dekhkar Vapas Bahar A Gaya Banta Bhi Usi Samay A Gaya Aur Pucha "Kya Hua Aap Baahar Kyon A Gae?" Santa: O Yaar Abhi To Sabji Kat Rahi Hai
Santa: Mere Ghar Ladki Hue Hai Banta: Bahut Khushi Ki Baat Hai Lekin Jab Wo Badi Hogi Tab Sare Ladke Use Chhedenge Santa: Iska Bhi Upay Kar Liya Hai Maine Banta: Kya? Santa: Maine Uska Naam 'Didi' Rakh Diya Hai
Santa: Agar Meri Lotari Nikal Aaye To Tu Kya Karegi? Jito: Main Aadhe Paise Leker Tujhe Talak De Dungi Santa: Meri 1000 Rupaye Ki Nikali Hai Ye Le 500 Rupaye Aur Dafa Ho Ja Kamini
Jito Santa Se Bahut Hi Pyar Se Boli "Suniye Ji Aaj Mera Janm Din Hai Mujhe Koi Mahangi Si Chij Ples Le Do" Santa: Chalo Tum Taiyar Ho Jao Ham Rashan Lene Chalte Hain