Santa: Tumse Shadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Fayda Hua Hai! Jito: Vo Kya? Santa: Mujhe Mere Gunahon Ki 'Saja' Jite Ji Mil Rahi Hai!
Pravachan Sunkar Lauti Jito Ne Santa Se Kaha "Baba Ji Kah Rahe The Ki Ramrajya Men Sher Aur Bakari Ek Hi Ghat Par Pani Piya Karte The! Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai Bhala?" Santa: Ho Kyon Nahin Sakta Kya Main Tumhare Saath Nahin Rahta?
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Santa Apne Sasural Men Guruji Ka Parvachan Sunne Gaya! Guruji Bole "Jo-Jo Swarg Jana Chahta Hai Vah Apna Hath Upar Kare"! Santa Ki Biwi Aur Saas Ne Haath Uppar Uthaya! Guruji Ne Santa Se Puchha "Kya Tum Swarg Nahin Jana Chahate?" Santa: Guruji Yah Donon Chali Jayengi To Yahi Par Swarg Ho Jayega!
Santa Ko Ek Lawaris Bandar Mila To Vah Use Pulis Station Lekker Gaya! Inspector Ne Kaha Isko "Chidiya Ghar" Le Jao! Santa Dusre Din Bandar Ke Saath Bas Stap Par Khada Tha! Inspector Ne Dekha To Pucha "Ise Chidiya Ghar Leker Nahin Gee?" Santa: Kal Gaya Tha Khub Ghume Aur Bada Maja Aaya! Aaj "Kutub Minar" Ja Rahe Hain!
Santa: Beti Piknik Par Jarur Jao Par Andhera Hone Se Pahle Ghar Wapas Laut Aana Pinki: Oh Papa Ab Main Koi Bachchi Thodi Naa Ho Santa: Isiliye To Kah Raha Hu