Santa bunks office comes home & finds his wife in bed with his boss. Rushes back to office & tells his colleagues I almost got caught bunking?
SANTA: BANTA! KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI! BANTA: LEKIN YE13V MANZIL HAI SANTA: YAAR!YE SAKUN APSAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI. KOOD JA!
A friend asks SANTA how was ur exam? SANTA: It was ok but i couldn”t answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote “THUNK”.