Santa Kangal Hone Par Jito Se Bola "Tum Bachchon Ko Nani Ke Yaha Bhej Do; Aur Tum Apni Maa Ke Pas Chali Jao Mera Kya Hai? Main Sasuraal Chala Jaunga
Santa Bajar Sabji Lene Gaya Vah Dukan Par Pahuncha To Sabji Wala Sabjiyon Par Pani Ka Chhidkav Kar Raha Tha Santa Kafi Der Tak Intjar Karne Ke Bad Bola " Agar Inhen Hosh A Gaya Ho To Ek Ek Kilo Matar Aur Bhindi De Do"A
Banta: Tumhara Beta Bilkul Tumhare Jaisa Hi Dikhta Hai Santa: Dhire Se Bol Yaar! Vah Padosi Ka Beta Hai
Santa: Yaar Jab Main Maru To Mere Matam Par Samne Wale Padosiyon Ko Jarur Bulana Banta: Kyon? Santa: Yaar Us Ghar Ki Auraten Laash Se Lipat-Lipat Kar Roti Hain
Santa Bijali Ki Dukaan Par Jakar Bola "2 Pankhe Dena Ek Mardana Aur Ek Janana"A Dukandar: Pankho Men Jents Aur Ledis Nahin Hote Santa: Kaise Nahin Hote? Ek 'Bajaj' Ka De Aur Ek 'Usha' Ka
Jito: Tum Mujhse Kitna Pyar Karte Ho? Santa: Main Tumse Itna Pyar Karta Hu Ki Tumhara "Jutha Jahar" Bhi Pi Sakta Hu Agar Yakin Na Ho To Aazma Lo