Ek Baar Santa Sicil Chala Raha Tha Ki Achanak Ek Aadmi Sicil Se Takra Gaya Aadmi Gusse Men Bola "Tere Se Ghanti Nahin Mari Jati?" Santa: Bhai Sahab Puri Sicil To Maar Di Ab Ghanti Alag Se Marun?
Santa Ek Baar Jagjit Singh Ka Gana Sun Raha Tha Jiske Bol The "Ye Daulat Bhi Le Lo Ye Shohrat Bhi Le Lo"A Santa Achanak Khada Hokar Bola "Main To Aap Se Bhi Jyada Pareshan Hu Meri To Aurat Bhi Le Lo
Santa Aur Banta Sharab Pikar Cricket Mach Dekh Rahe The Aur Tabhi Yuvraj Ne Sixer Mara Santa Bola "Are Wah Kya Gol Maara Hai"A Banta: Are Gol Isamen Nahin Cricket Mach Men Hota Hai
Banta: Aadmi Shadi Kyon Karta Hai? Santa: Taki Agar Vo Marne Ke Baad Swarg Jaye To Achcha Mahsus Kare; Aur Agar Nark Jaye To Gharelu Mahsus Kare
Santa Ki Tapasya Se Khush Hokar Bhagwan Bole "Var Mango Vats" Santa: Prabhu Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hain Main Vaisa Nahin Ho Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye
Ek Sarkari Bord Par Likha Hua Tha Kripya Shor Na Karen; Santa Ne Uske Niche Likh Diya; "Varna Hum Jaag Jayenge!"