Ek Aadmi 2 Saal Baad Apna Khali Plat Dekhne Gaya To Vahan Par Kothi Bani Hui Thi Aur Santa Kursi Par Baitha Tha Aadmi: Yaha To Mera Plat Tha? Santa: Kothi Ke Niche A Gaya Hoga
Banta: Tumne Apni Patni Ko Usake Janmadin Par Hire Ki Anguthi Kyon Di Vo To Kar Lena Chahati Thi? Santa: Lekin Main Nakli Kar Kaha Se Lekar Aata
Takkar Ke Baad Ek Driver Santa Se Bola "Maine Kar Ke Hadlit On-Off Karke Bataya Tha Ki Pahle Mujhe Nikalne Do" Santa: Maine Bhi To Viper (Wiper) Chalakar Bataya Tha Ki N Kake (Kid) N!
Santa Ki Maa Ki Tabiyat Kharab Ho Gai Vo Apni Maa Ko Leker Aspatal Gaya Doctor: Inke Kuch Test Honge Santa: He Bhagwan Ab Kya Hoga "Meri Maa To Anpadh Hai"
Barsat Ki Subah; 1 Bhigi Ladaki; Bhiga Badan; Bhige Honth; Bhige Bal; Bhige Kapade; Sundar; Akeli; Use Dekh Kar Santa Bola; Ye Kal 100 Pratishat Bimar Hogi
Santa: Jab Bhi Kapde Dhota Barish Ho Jati Ek Din Dhup Nikali Usne Bhagwan Ka Shukriya Kiya Aur Dukan Par Sarf Lene Ke Liye Gaya; Tabhi Achanak Jor-Jor Se Badal Garjane Lage: Santa Fataft Aasman Ki Taraf Munh Karke Bola "Kidhar Chale?" "Main To Biskut Lene Aaya Hu!"