Bhikhari: Allah Ke Naam Par Kuch De Do Babu Ji! Santa: 100 Kee Chhuttee Hain Baba? Bhikhari: Han Hai Santa: To Jakar Pahle Innhen Kharch Karke A!
Jaj (Santa Se): Pichhali Baar Bhi Tum 500 Rupaye Churane Ke Arop Men Pakade Gae The! Santa: Jaj Sahab 500 Rupaye Se Kitane Din Kam Chalega!
Ek Din Santa Kar Men Battry Lagwane Ke Liye Gaya! Karigar Ne Santa Se Puchha "Exid Ki Laga Dun?" Santa Kafi Sochne Ke Baad Bola "Yaar Bar-Bar Kaun Aayega Tu Dono Side Ki Laga De!"
Banta: Sarkar Ne Yah Kyon Fix Kiya Hai Ki Voting Ke Liye Umra 18 Saal Aur Shadi Ki Liye 21 Saal? Santa: Sarkar Ko Malum Hai Ki Desh Sambhalna Aasan Hai Lekin Bivi Ko Nahin!
Santa: Are Banta Tumne Mujhe Subah Se Kam Se Kam 200 Misd Calls Ki Hain! Kyon Ki Tune Itne Call? Banta: Vo Isliye Ki Main Tumhen Bahut 'Mis 'Kar Raha Tha!
Jab Santa Ne Pyar Me Dhokha Khaya To Banta Ne Usse Pucha "Abe Tumne Usmen Kya Dekha?" Santa: Uski Ek Aankh Itni Sundar Thi Ki Uski Dusri Aak Bhi Usi Ko Dekh Rahi Thi!