Santa: Look at this, my wife sent me a blank text. Banta: But why would she do that? Santa: Because she is not talking to me!
Banta: What is the difference between a shy man and a confident man? Santa: Just around 5 pints of Beers!
Banta: What happened, why are you so sad? Santa: I don't know, why do I have to get married? I didn't do anything wrong!
Santa: See? Math isn't so bad. Pappu: Dad, will I ever use this stuff in real life? Santa: Absolutely, one day, you'll have to help your own child with maths homework!
Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
Santa ke bete ka acident ho gaya Dr: Aapke bete k pair katne padenge.. Santa ne apna sir pakda. Dr: Kya hua Santa: Kal hi nalayak ko chapal dilai thi.