Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’ Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
SANTA: Rasgulle hai? DUKANDAAR: Nahi SANTA: Dekh lunga DUKANDAAR (Gusse me): Kya dekh loge? SANTA: Dusri dukaan me jakar dekh loonga!
Wife: Ager main kho gayi to tum kya kroge? Santa: Nirmal Baba ke pas jaunga Wife: kitne achche ho, kya kahoge? Santa: Kahunga, baba aap ki kripa aana shuru ho gayi
Santa was smoking in front of his father. His friend- Oye papa ke samne smoking kar raha hai? Santa- Baapu hai, koi petrol pump thodi na hai.
One day, A Chini was in hospital. Santa went to meet him… Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died. SANTA went china to know the meaning, that was: KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha. Pipe se saans nahi le paya..
Santa-Banta ki khub pitai hui… Par kyu ? . . . Kyu ki.. Dono Bday party mein muft Ka khana khaate hue pakde gaye, aur Kehne lage: Hum ladki walo ki taraf se hain!!