Boss: Where do you see the company after 3 quarters? Santa: After 3 quarters, I don't care about company growth, I just do "Nagin Dance"!
Waiter: Sir, Kya Loge? Santa: 1 Butter Chicken Aur 5 Naan Waiter: Aur Desert Me Kya Pasand Karte Ho? Sant: Belle Dancing with Hooka Aur Oont!
Fakir: Aee Husn Ki Malika Andhe Ko 5 Rupaye De De! Santa: De De, Bechara Sach Mein Hi Andha Lag Raha Hai...!!!
Jeeto: Ye Aap Ki Shirt Per Lipstick Ka Nishaan Kahan Se Aaya? Santa: Mein Khud Pareshan Hu Nishan Dekh Kar. Maine Toh Uss Waqt Shirt Utari Hui Thi...
Santa went to a wish well with his wife Jeeto. Santa bent down, threw a coin and made a wish. Jeeto bent down a little more and fell into the well. Santa shouted, "O Teri... It works!"