Santa: shirt ke liye ek acha kapda dikhaiye. Sales man: plain main dikhau. Santa: Nahin helicopter main dikha saale bandar ki aulad… Yahin pey dikha!!
Santa ne bank loan pe 1 car li, Loan nahi chuka paya to bank wale car utha kar legaye, Udas santa- pehle pata hota to shadi bhi loan leke karta.
Santa- Mere frnd ne chupke se mere mobile se meri GF ka no. le Liya. Banta- Fir kya hua? Santa- Bewkoof kal rat se apni hi behen ko romantic MSG bhej rha hai
Santa Cricket Khel Kar Aaya.. Banta: Kitne Run Banaye? Santa: Century Hone Me 99 Run Baki The Or mai Out Ho Gaya. Banta: Shit Yaar so close!
Santa dabang dekh ker aaya, School mei… Sir: santa tumhare sare ans. galat hn, marks de to kahan? Santa: Kamal karte hai sirji, marks hi to mang rahe hai,chup chap de do warna thappad mar k b le sakte hai. Sir: Badtamiz kya bak rha hai? Santa: Badtamiz se yaad aya sir, apke papa kaise hai? Sir: nikal ja class se! Santa: Chup chap se marks de do sir, warna ans sheet me itne chhed karunga, ki confuse ho jaoge ki marks kaha de aur zero kahan!!
Santa: Baaju k ghar se IODEX maang ke la. Wife: Wo log nhi denge. Santa: Haan! Bade kanjoos or kamine log hai Chal Apni hi almaari se nikaal le!